Britney’s Manny is heading to Court

August 14th, 2007 | Brit Brit, Family Drama, Pop Tarts

Britney Spears Daimon Shippen, the former bodyguard and manny for Britney, is heading to court. Federline’s lawyers have sent him a subpoena. This should be interesting considering the history of the manny. For those of you who forgot, Daimon was the one that grabbed the baby when Brit Brit almost dropped the poor thing on his head. Ya know, when she tripped because of a wardrobe malfunction (heels and demin don’t mix girls!)?

I’m thinking this could be bad news for Brit’s side of things. I cannot image he will make her look like a good parent no matter how hard he tries. While you haven’t heard much about her dropping the kids on their heads thanks to him, you also haven’t heard of her being home with them either.

Maybe she can plead early Alzheimer’s. “What?! You mean I have kids?! Like, OMG where are my boo boos?! Give momma her babies….Wait let me put down the Vodka and the lollipop first, I don’t want to trip or anything.”

If you like Britney you’d better wish her luck in court. It looks like she’s gonna need it and then some.

[tags]Britney Spears, Manny, Boo Boo, Vodka, Daimon Shippen, court, Kevin Federline[/tags]

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