August 16th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit
Nothing could be finer with a greasy haired boy hooking up with an often drunk girl. It really is a beautiful story. She pays people to be her friend and he’s slept with everything in Hollywood but Paris and the kitchen sink (though he may as soon as he learns to get that drain open). I suppose it really was just a matter of time.
While this hookup doesn’t really surprise me, I cannot help but be mildly grossed out. Criss Angel is just frighteningly not sexy. Maybe it’s just me but every time I see him it looks like he needs to wash his hair. I hear he makes a lot of money doing that magic thing, but if he doesn’t handle it soon I am going to suggest that his fans send him some Pantene for Christmas. Anyway, back on topic…Britney and Criss hooking up…
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August 16th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, celebutantes
I use Photoshop like most other bloggers on the planet. However, I have to say that I never knew what it was really capable of doing. For over a year, people have seen picture after picture of Britney Spears looking like complete and utter trash. Chances are you have seen people living in the projects that did not look as high as she often does. Yet despite all that, these pictures are running in September. They are supposed to be of Britney Spears.
I will admit the pictures do look nice. They look so nice in fact that I have never seen her look so good. She didn’t look this good when she was a teenager or when she was married and pregnant on Dateline. She didn’t look this good when she was tripping on the sidewalk and dropping her baby and she certainly doesn’t exude sex appeal when she is out at the clubs every night.
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August 16th, 2007 — TV News, Actors
Once hit show 24 is going through some issues (again) that could make or break the new season. While 24 is due to air its seventh season in January of 2008, right now the actors are getting an extended vacation while the writers clean up plot holes and fix up the storylines. 24 was set to begin shooting on August 27, but has been pushed back to September 10.
This is just one of the problems the crew has had in getting things moving. The first problem came when Fox scrapped the proposed Africa storyline due to costs, forcing the writers and producers back to square one in choosing a place and a story where Jack could potentially save the day.
Add that to the fact that Jack Bauer and gang are coming off of their worst season yet and it could be cause for worry. Not only did this last season fall in ratings, but critics didn’t seem to be feeling it either. Poor Jack, he keeps having these bad days and now he has to deal with this too?
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August 16th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, celebutantes
Now that Paris Hilton has morals, a strong need to help people, and a love for the Bible her party going fee has went up. After all, if you are going to ask a girl to go against her sound and responsible morals you should at least have to pay her to do so. What’s the price you ask? It’s only a half a million dollars.
That’s right. Paris and sister Nicky are looking for Las Vegas hot spots that want to buy them for $500,000 for multiple-day New Year’s parties. I cannot wait to find out who is dumb enough to pay these prices. Just in case I am on vacation at that time I want to know the hot spots I need to avoid.
Page Six of the New York Post has reported the story saying that Paris will be partying at various spots and Nicky will be modeling herself in a fashion show offered for the host that chooses her services. According to the Post, Pure is considering the asking price and just may buy Paris. If you are not familiar with Pure, it’s the nightclub that will pay just about any celebrity to party there. In fact, Pure not only attempted to host Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday bash, but they also attempted to get Brit Brit to show up.
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August 16th, 2007 — Brangelina News, Actresses, Actors
Despite rumors swirling around that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning their fourth adoption a spokesperson for Brad Pitt, Cindy Guagenti, denies that the rumors are true. The story began with Britain’s The Daily Mail. The paper claimed that the couple would be traveling to Ethiopia in the coming months with plans of adopting another child. This new child would have brought the Jolie-Pitt brood to five altogether and four that were adopted.
The Daily Mail claimed they had information from a source close to the pair. The plan was to “shore up their relationship” and that they also wanted to help Zahara, the child they adopted two years ago from Ethiopia. Jolie has mentioned that she hoped to adopt another child from that area in order to help Zahara feel more connected to the family. This was done for Maddox when the couple adopted their youngest adoptee, Pax.
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August 16th, 2007 — Drugs & DUIs, Music News
Out of a page from, the Lindsay Lohan Guide to Rehab (the first time), Amy Winehouse has left rehab. Now before you go jumping to any type of conclusions, Winehouse was in for 48 hours. How long do you really need to be in rehab if the place is good? I mean, it’s not like she needed to unpack to get well.
Winehouse left rehab and headed to a private doctor’s surgery in central London, according to the Sun UK. After the hospital thing, she and her hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil were planning a night out on the town with pals. Makes sense right? Nothing is better than a night out, to celebrate your break from rehab.
Winehouse was ordered to see the doctor’s because they wanted to take a brain scan to determine the cause of the seizure she had during her overdose. The doctor’s want to find out if the singer may have a type of epilepsy that was undetected until her overdose occurred.
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