Simon Cowell digs Dannii more than Kylie [Handbag]

Brandon Davis got Socked [MollyGood]

Katherine McPhee plays pregnant [The Skinny Website]

Keira Knightley is on the cover of Flare [Im Not Obsessed]

Jessica Alba has herpes? [Damn Im Cute]

Joel Madden is on a tight leash [Celeb Gossip]

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This mildly reminds me of the South Park episode that was all about Paris Hilton. If you never saw it, you should go watch it. It defines her so well that it will make you laugh if you’re suicidal. Paris is in town promoting her “Stupid, Spoiled, Whore” stores. All the girls want to dress and be like her (She’s Hot, duh), but Wendy wants to be original and not be like her. So, all the girls call her names and ignore her.

Meanwhile Paris’ dog commits suicide and she has to find a new friend. Long story short she dresses Butters up in a bear suit and tries to buy him. Poor Butters! I’m so glad he made it out of her clutches.

Well, now Paris is showing us that she has changed. After much bible reading she has become responsible. She launched her new clothing line at Kitson. These pictures are from the event. Of course, there was a mob at the store, but if people wanted to pay $100 they could skip in line and move to the front. Paris was there to help style her fans! However, in that dress she was wearing I think I would have paid to ensure that she didn’t style me. Kitson donated 20% of the profits to the L.A. Childrens Hospital, which was nice of them.

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Ryan Phillippe is not happy about Reese’s occasionally love affair with Jake Gyllenhaal. In fact, according to Us Weekly, he’s down right pissed. Didn’t anyone call him and let him know that he and Reese broke up? Chicks named Abby that you aren’t married to can really screw up a marriage.

Meanwhile, just a little over ten days ago, Ryan was seen with Abby Cornish. He doesn’t seem to have as many problems with his feelings for her as he does with Jake. A source tells US Weekly that the two have been hanging out quite a bit since June. For example, on August 5, the two took a stroll through LA’s Franklin Canyon Park.

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