Our Future is in Trouble

This mildly reminds me of the South Park episode that was all about Paris Hilton. If you never saw it, you should go watch it. It defines her so well that it will make you laugh if you’re suicidal. Paris is in town promoting her “Stupid, Spoiled, Whore” stores. All the girls want to dress and be like her (She’s Hot, duh), but Wendy wants to be original and not be like her. So, all the girls call her names and ignore her.

Meanwhile Paris’ dog commits suicide and she has to find a new friend. Long story short she dresses Butters up in a bear suit and tries to buy him. Poor Butters! I’m so glad he made it out of her clutches.

Well, now Paris is showing us that she has changed. After much bible reading she has become responsible. She launched her new clothing line at Kitson. These pictures are from the event. Of course, there was a mob at the store, but if people wanted to pay $100 they could skip in line and move to the front. Paris was there to help style her fans! However, in that dress she was wearing I think I would have paid to ensure that she didn’t style me. Kitson donated 20% of the profits to the L.A. Childrens Hospital, which was nice of them.

However, I have to wonder where the parents were when these pictures were taken? I mean, would you leave your kid with Paris? I wouldn’t leave my dog with her. Furthermore, is it just me or is she thinking, “Wow, I’m totally the hottest person in this picture,” in the picture where she is with the disabled child and another person? I swear that’s what the look on her face reminds me of. I wonder what her next charity function will be…partying for free or adult movies for no profit? Wait nevermind, she’s done that already.

[tags]Paris Hilton, South Park, Kitson, Children’s Hospital[/tags]

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