Once upon on a time, on Saturday Night Live, back in December to be exact, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg dressed up to look like the guys from Wham and sang a song that people were not likely to forget anytime soon. The song and the skit during SNL, “Dick in a Box” is up for an Emmy. As if that was cool enough on its own, JT and Samberg might be on stage to sing that little ditty live during the Emmy’s at the LA Shrine Auditorium. The question is…will the network let them do it?If you haven’t seen the skit, check out the video of it below. It’s obviously got some fans, but there are people who do not appreciate the humor in lyrics like….”One…cut a hole in the box…Two…put your junk in that box…” and “Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box”. In fact, when it aired on SNL they bleeped out dick nearly 20 times and they still got complaints.The Emmys will air on Fox and they have yet to comment as to whether they have given the final go ahead. Continue reading →
Timberlake May Take his Box to the Emmys
August 19th, 2007 — TV News, Music News, Actors
Dorff Got Turned Down
August 19th, 2007 — Celebrity Relationships, Actors
Stephen Dorff is known for his love of women, cameras, and playing obscure characters that get popped in movies (Blade, Cold Creek Manor, Shadowboxer). While you may not have seen him anything recently, he has a few things coming out (The Passage and Black Water Transit) including some television work, (Skip Tracer). Despite his busy schedule, he still manages to have time when it comes to the ladies.
According to Page Six of the NY Post, Dorff was spotted with his hot blonde girlfriend at a Natura Bisse party in Malibu last weekend. The party included many big name stars including Jacqueline Bisset, Raquel Welch, and Alana Stewart. The women reportedly looked on as a pleased Dorff watched his girlfriend chatting it up with another hot blonde.
Apparently, Dorff approached the girls and told the other woman, “If you like my girlfriend so much, why don’t you come to my house and have a threesome?” Needless to say, the girl must have had better things to do, because she said no. All I can say Stephen is…better luck next time.
Britney is Just Practicing on Criss Angel
August 19th, 2007 — Celebrity Relationships, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit
You’ve heard the stories. Britney and Criss when into this hotel or that other hotel and didn’t come out until morning. They visited so many hotels that it began to sound like a relationship or at least some really scary sex that would be enough to shock people into celibacy. Apparently, we’ve gotten it all wrong. At least, that’s what Criss Angel is trying to say.
The illusionist told People Magazine that him and Britney aren’t all that. He let People know that Britney was just seeking his help in coming up with something “magical” for her part on the MTV music awards. I guess Criss let the cat out of the bag…and here I thought magician’s played with rabbits not cats.
While rumors have been swirling around about Brit and MTV their teams have been tight lipped. I guess there is no point now, even though they still aren’t talking. From the sounds of it, unless Angel is trying to pull a trick on us, Britney Spears is all set up to perform on MTVs video music awards on September 9 in Las Vegas.
Simpson Broke her Favorite Body Part
August 19th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Pop Tarts
If you were thinking something naughty you can get your mind out of the gutter right now. Miss Chicken of the Sea broke her nose. Who knew being a movie star was so dangerous? Well apparently it is if you’re Jessica Simpson.
There she was on the set of Major Movie Star. She was doing an action scene where she apparently needed a stunt double. She was running. She was holding a gun. She was hitting herself in the face and breaking her nose. People all around the world were laughing at her and wondering how this could happen. The answer is clear. This could only happen if you are Jessica Simpson.
Apparently, according to her…She was running and had the gun over her head. She fell over and broke her nose. Oh, yeah, and it hurt!
No Gap for Suri
August 19th, 2007 — TomKat Confessions
Despite rumors that Suri Cruise will become the new face of Baby Gap, her parents’ reps say that it is totally untrue. There were plenty of rumors floating around that Suri’s momma and daddy (Katie and Tom) being offered plenty of cash to make Suri the new Baby Gap model though the rumors have been squashed, at least for now.
On a bit of unrelated news to Baby Gap is it just me or are Tom and Katie beginning to look more like each other the longer they are together. First she got the 80 year old grannie cut and now it’s styled to resemble Tom’s. Add in the black clothes and the militant Scientology stare and Suri gets cuter by the minute.
K-Fed Got His Groove On!
August 19th, 2007 — Brit Brit, Family Drama
Friday night, K-Fed was caught out in Las Vegas partying like he was a rock star, even though he’s not. He had tons of liquor to keep him company and even more girls that were willing to try and help him spend the $6 he made off of his Papa Zao record sales!
Despite the claims that he is all about being a good dad, Federline lived it up like you might expect his ex-wife to be doing at Tao, a popular celebrity spot in Vegas (didn’t anyone tell him he’s not a celebrity?) Sources for People Magazine say that K-Fed was grinding on some of the girls and even held up a lighter when the DJ played “Big Pimpin.”
Don’t think that K-Fed plans to fall into the same hole as Britney though. He still has intentions of getting Britney’s money…and babies. The most recent subpoena given out was to the rehab facility where Brit did a stint earlier this year.
Jessica and Jennifer Sitting in a Tree
August 19th, 2007 — Actresses
As much as some men might love that image I don’t think it’s gotten that far yet, though Jessica Alba has admitted to Cosmopolitan Magazine that she “loves” former Friends star Jennifer Aniston. Jessica, who understands being sexy according to what she told Cosmo, is no stranger to men being in love with her or the other sexy girls. However, she feels that being able to hang out with women might be more important.
She goes on to say, “That’s what I love about Jennifer Aniston. I watch her films and I think I love her. I really want to be her friend!” Isn’t that cute? Seriously though I think this is how Tom and Katie hooked up. Next thing you know Jennifer, Jessica, and Justin (if he’s lucky).
Biel even went as far as saying she wanted to play the roles Aniston plays. “I want to play those roles so women will think that about me, too. It’s about not taking yourself too seriously.”
Clooney Joining the Dieting Craze
August 19th, 2007 — Eating Disorders, Actors
I’m not sure I remember him ever being all that chubby, but it’s being reported that the dashingly sexy George Clooney has lost over 40 pounds. Not only that, but according to sources that are close to him this might just be the tip of the iceberg.
The source says that while Clooney is in better shape than ever, he is beginning to over do things. Even though he’s achieved his weight loss goal he is not giving up there. He is moving on to new diets and exercise plans.
According to the source, “He is wasting away because of what would appear to be some kind of midlife crisis.”
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