Heroin and Babies just don’t Mix

Amy WinehouseAmy Winehouse is anything but normal so I suppose this news should not surprise anyone. Winehouse who is pretty well known these days for her overdose of horse tranquilizers, ketamine, heroin, cocaine, and other drugs is letting the idea of rehab go, possible forever. Really, rehab is such a waste of money. It hasn’t worked for the virtuous crowd like Lindsay and Britney, so why should Amy waste her time. Instead, she is going to do something that is sure to keep her and Blake on the straight and narrow. She’s going to conceive a baby.

Sure you might think that won’t help, but you’re just being negative. People stop taking horse tranquilizers when they are pregnant. Next thing you know the needle marks heal up and the mother becomes a Christian music sensation. At least, that’s what has always happened in my neighborhood.

NME is reporting that a friend of Amy and Blake has said that the couple are “rutting like rabbits” to try and get her pregnant. “She really believes having a baby would help them put their troubles behind them.”

Wow. She’s seriously nuttier than I thought. There is a lesson here and that lesson is do not ever mix your horse medications with your injectables.

[tags]Injectable, Amy Winehouse, Horse Medication, Pregnancy, Heroin, Babies[/tags]

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