Entries from September 2007 ↓

Britney recently received a police escort into a Starbucks so that she could get her frappuccino. Normally I wouldn’t post a video of an idiot walking with her dog into a coffee shop, but this minute long video is amusing. I am not sure if she’s been out partying all night or if she got high prior to her going to get her cool drink, but she really should have tried to look a little more sober.

Watch the cheesed out grin when some suck up tells her she’s beautiful …yeah, beautiful…in that cracked out Ellie Klampett sort of hillbilly junkie with a weave sort of way. Speaking of weaves…Brit, if you’re reading this…honey if you keep tugging on that carpet bag you threw on your head so you could have brown “hair”…it’s gonna fall off and it will be as embarrassing as the VMAs, all over again!

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Let’s face it. Anyone that has seen Rumer Willis knows that she can look quite frightening. It’s actually kind of funny because she has two good looking parents. However, she’s just funky. Everything about her is creepy, down to the way that she has Demi’s face and the facial structure (and closer body structure) to Bruce.

Maybe no one told her that fugly people shouldn’t try to make themselves stand out because Holy Hell she is looking even worse as a blonde!

She told People, “I came home and my parents were really shocked when I walked in the house…. My sisters looked at me like, ‘What? Your hair!’ But everyone, my parents, loved it.”
Someone should tell her they were lying to be nice.

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Remakes are a funny thing, and by funny I generally mean suck-filled and unworthy. If a movie is deemed a classic or even worthy of a second look, no one should be allowed to touch it because it’s highly unlikely that someone will do it better than it’s already been done. I have sat back and ignored my distaste for making sequels and remakes when they were unnecessary, but this one takes the cake.

Rumor has it that Sony Pictures is planning to remake The Karate Kid. This was a movie that was originally made in 1984. So, it’s not even 25 years old. This movie is so young that they haven’t even started the anniversary DVDs for it yet. However, they are rumoring that it will be remade.

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Nick Carter used to date Ashlee Simpson. However, that doesn’t mean that they are friends anymore. In fact, after what he said about her, I can’t imagine her feeling the love. Carter was on the “Johnjay and Rich” show that airs in Phoenix. While talking to the hosts it seems he forgot the rule, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.” Instead he said anything at all.

Carter spoke about Simpson saying, “She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”

That wasn’t very nice. It was as funny as Hell, but still…not very nice.

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David Letterman was never my favorite talk show host, though I have to say he is now my absolute favorite host. Of all the interviews that Paris had, Letterman is the only one that has outright mocked her and treated her like the joke that she is.

Surprisingly enough, as he mocked her and the audience laughed at her, she did her best to maintain face. I bet she’s wishing that she went on Larry King again. Needless to say,. she hates Letterman and will not be returning according to reports.

Here is the video for those who missed it.

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Former Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez has violated her probation (again). This time prosecutors are saying that she did not finish her community service and she did not complete an alcohol education program. Rodriguez was in court Friday to explain why she submitted a document claiming she had performed community service on the same day she later admitted that she was in NYC.

Rodriguez violated her probation in 2003 when she was caught driving drunk. At that time she was supposed to serve 30 days of community service among other punishments. If the actress is found guilty of violating probation, she could spend over a year in jail as punishment. More specifically, she could end up in jail for anywhere from 477 to 537 days and have to pay a $2,000 fine.

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Daddy is coming back to the Lodge to visit Lindsay. This time he will be visiting for a whole five days. Michael Lohan seems excited and says that he and Lindsay have plenty to catch up on.

Lindsay will be allowed to head to a remote location in Utah where the two will have a little five-day vacation. Sources say that Cirque counselors have given their blessing.

According to the NY Daily News, sources have spoke out saying, “They believe Michael is the best person for Lindsay to be with now. Not only is he her dad – someone with her best interests at heart – but he’s also someone who successfully turned his own life around after battling substance abuse.”

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Trey Parker and Matt Stone have a lot going on with South Park. However, they still have a little time to bring another show to Comedy Central. The show, Kenny vs. Spenny, was originally on Canadian television, and now the two South Park creators want to help produce new episodes and bring it to American television. Comedy Central has picked up 10 older episodes and has given the green light to make 10 more episodes. Kenny vs Spenny will premier on November 14.

The show revolves around two friends, Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice. The two men go through with the silliest competitions just to have bragging rights when they win. In the past, the two men have attempted to find out who could sell more bibles and who could stay naked the longest. It’s all about being a guy and having those crazy competitions that start with the normal, “I bet I can do this better than you.”

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No one was quite sure why Kate Hudson was with Dax Shepard. Sure, we could understand why he was with her, but the other way around, not so much. However, according to OK Magazine the love affair is officially over. In fact, it’s so over that someone had to call Dax and tell him because Kate didn’t even want to speak to him to dump him.

Sources for OK say, “Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He’s upset that she didn’t bother to say anything to him.”

Gee. That’s too bad. However, can’t say that I am sorry to see him go…because…well, I’m not.

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I guess what they say is true. Nothing lasts forever in Hollywood. The latest causality is the 12 year marriage of Dylan McDermott and Shiva Rose. The couple has separated according to what McDermott’s reps told People. The couple has been married since 1995. They have two daughters, an 11 year old and a 2 year old.

McDermott said that he fell in love with his wife right away though it took her a little longer to get there. There was no mention of why the couple is separating at this time. McDermott recently started a run on the new ABC series, Big Shots, which is similar to the male version of Sex and the City, but more entertaining.

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The man that tried to extort money from the Tom Cruise camp was found dead in his home. The man, David Hans Schmidt was 47 years old. According to his attorney, he had intentions of pleading guilty and asking for probation during a hearing on October 11, for the case that could have given him two years in federal prison.

Police discovered Schmidt Friday afternoon in his townhouse. Apparently, he was on house arrest and when he didn’t check in police went to check on him. Schmidt was arrested back in July when federal authorities learned that he had pictures of the Scientolowedding between Cruise and Holmes and was threatening to release them if Cruise didn’t give him up to $1.3 million.

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Fans of Bonnie Hunt will be thrilled to know that they will have the option of seeing her around a lot more come fall 2008. Bonnie Hunt just signed a two year deal that will introduce her to the talk show circuit. The show will be produced through Warner Bros. Telepictures Productions as they have spent a great deal wooing Hunt and apparently it has finally paid off.

The President of Telepictures had plenty of good things to say about Hunt, including, “Bonnie has attracted the attention of the talk show community for years. Anyone who has seen her regular talk show appearances and guest hosting on ‘Letterman’ or ‘Regis and Kelly’ knows she has the talent and rare skills to host a daily show,”

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On Tuesday, The Game pleaded not guilty concerning three felonies that involve him pulling a gun during a pickup game of basketball at a South L.A. school. The charges included possession of a firearm in a school zone, criminal threats, and exhibiting a firearm on the grounds of a facility for minors. Currently The Game (Jayceon Terrell Taylor) is out on $50,000 bail. However, if convicted he could face upwards of five years in prison.

During preliminary hearings a man said that The Game punched him in the cheek after the two men having words. The incident occurred on February 24 during a basketball game at the Rita Walters Educational Learning Complex. The claims state that The Game punched one of the opposing players then pulled out his gun from a red Cadillac Escalade and threatened to shoot him.

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Adam Sandler has been out and about promoting his new comedy, “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.” Both Sandler and co-star Kevin James said that they would love to help anyone in the gay community in any way that they can. Sandler said, “If I can help anybody in any way, I certainly would.” However, Sandler wouldn’t call himself a gay icon.

In fact he said, “I don’t think that’s gonna happen, dude, certainly not. If I was a gay man, I wouldn’t want me to represent.” When asked about the kiss he shared in the movie with Kevin James, Sandler said, “He was clean, and seemed to brush his teeth and all that.”

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