Lil Kim’s Driving School: Coming to a Town near You

Last week Lil Kim got caught doing some driving without a license in a car with no plates. Should you find yourself in this situation, she has some advice that may help you get off. First of all, never stick to one story. Be brave and change things up at will! Also, never be afraid to make things up that could not possibly be true!

For example, tell police that your plate-free car was delivered from California as a gift from your boyfriend. If the cops seem disinterested, up the anti and tell them that cars in California do not require license plates so it’s natural that yours doesn’t have one. See? Problem solved.

If the police question you on your lack of license, just tell them that you have a license that is valid in another state, but you just forgot to bring it for your drive. Lil Kim said her license was from New Jersey. She doesn’t actually have one, but the lie got her released, so it’s all good.

Most importantly, you should do your best to behave until the cameras show up. Once they are there you need to go diva on them! When the cameras showed up to see Lil Kim, she screamed that is she was an average person there would not have been a problem. I think she might be dyslexic because I think she mixed that one up. She’s lucky she got to go home at all. With answers like that they should have put her in the psych ward.

[tags]Lil Kim, Driving, Police, Lies, Drama, No License, License Plates[/tags]

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