Paris Hilton Yearns to Become a Mommy

We all knew it was bound to happen. Her days of stuffing a puppy in her purse and toting it along the red carpet are over. These days, Paris wants a kid in her purse instead. The 26 year old, non-talented, embarrassment to human intelligence told Elle Magazine that she wants to have a baby by next year. With this in mind, she is committed to getting her body ready for the exciting event. I am assuming that she means she wants to get pregnant next year or else, she doesn’t know how the scheduling thing works.

According to sources, Paris told them, “I want lots of babies and a more simple life away from the celebrity spotlight. I did a lot of soul searching about my partying and then I heard Nicole was pregnant and I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.”

I don’t know about that one. Her mother didn’t seem too responsible when she was blasting a judge for sending her drunken daughter to jail. I don’t know about you, but I think wanting a baby because your friend has one is silly. I know you can act that way when it comes to vagina pictures on the Internet or DUIs, but this is a life. It’s a little bit different.

Elle went on to ask her if she would have a child on her own, if she could not find someone to be with in the next five years. Paris responded with, “I [wouldn’t think about having a baby on my own] because I wanna have a family and a guy. Y’know, it just upsets me because I’m not anything like what people say about me, and the cartoon character they’ve made of me is just completely false…I don’t get it.”

A word of advice, if you’re not really a drunken slut then quit selling yourself to nightclubs and allowing pictures of you and your vagina to be taken…especially while you are in various stages of highness.

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