So, here’s a surprise. Britney is on stage nearly naked. Her weave looks like a carpet rag and she is apparently on enough medication to cause loss of brain function. She barely moves on stage and she’s acting completely out of place. She looks more like she’s trying to strip for K-Fed pre-divorce. She definitely doesn’t look like she’s on stage for millions of people.
She should have saved herself the trouble and actually practiced her routine rather than spending the weekend getting drunk. It might have saved her ass. Instead, it ended up hanging out of her shorts while she lip synched to a song she acted like she’d never even heard. She must have forgotten that she performed it. Oops.
I’ve seen better performance by alcoholics at karaoke bars. Sorry Brit Brit…You sucked.
Update: You know, the more I watch this video, the more addicted (as addicted as Amy Wino is to her crack pipe) I am to the stupidity that is Britney. It’s kind of like watching the Jerry Springer show. I keep noticing new and exciting things. It’s like one of those pictures. The longer you look at it the more you see.
First, I know that Britney is lip synching, but before she used to NEED to because #1, she’s reminiscent of the McDonalds commercial. You know, the one where the girl is in the studio recording, they turn down the backup, she sucks, and they turn the backup singers and enhancements back on to make her sound good again. #2 she actually used to move while on stage. When you move like that you can’t really sing. Why, pray tell, did she need to lip synch (albeit poorly) when she didn’t EVEN MOVE?
Second, did you notice Britney grabbed her dancer’s crotch in the middle of the performance (not that she was performing anything)?! Watch it when the two guys are helping her down to mid-stage. She grabs the guy on the left (her right)’s crotch. Its one of her biggest dance moves. One has to wonder if this was choreographed or if Britney is desperate for a new hubby. After all, that’s how she met Kevin!
[tags]Britney Comeback, Gimme More, VMAs, Opening Performance[/tags]
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maybe we should go easy on her… she was probably just really wiped out from taking care of her kids…HAHAHA
but seriously, if she can’t make the effort then there’s no need for us to make the effort to listen to her new crap music.
DEAD ON!!! Just watched it and blogged about it on my site as well that was HORRIBLE, why the hell was she wearing a bra and panty while shes still got cottage cheese thighs and a big stomach, what happened to britneys wash board abs? She like forgot how to do situps? What happened to her “i eat a very special diet and do 300 situps a day” lol.
And i gotta say that whole lipsyncing a song she didnt know was dead on as well, she was dancing out of sync, and she was singing to some other song from the looks of it. THAT WAS ABYSMAL, both 50cent and diddy both looked like they couldnt believe what they were seeing LOL
just watched britneys performane and i wanted to puke. that d worse performance i have ever seen on a vma. what was she thinking uhh!!!
I know, she was builing all the anticipationn about her “big come back” which truly goes to show you how untalented she is.
First lets start with her hair WTF she could have hidden it better with curls and a deeper shade, but pin-straight platium blonde hair looked terrible, you could see her ends and how bad the wig was.
Then those fake blue eyes looked bad on her.No not bad, HORRIBLE!!!!!
Her outfit was shitty, no it was a hot mess. I mean what happend to the tight toned, britney who shock her ass non stop, she didn’t even dance that much. And her outfit was wayyy to reaveling, yes in our world she isn’t fat but in hollywood she looked huge! I mean wear a dress, cover your legs and puffy stomach. We get it Brit your a slut but show respect to kids at home and make the haters not hate you.
I MEAN seriously guys she could have made this show INCREDIBLE! Now from what I heard instead of preparing her self for this big come back she spent her weekend parting late at night eating junk food and messing with Chris Angel. I heard that Kanye West wanted to open the show instead of Britney, I thought he was just being cocky as always, but I really wish he would have. Now Britney is gonne….
I think for good, WTF happend to her???
K-Fed F’ed her up BADDLLLYYY!!!!!
oh my god it was so terrible. everyone in the crowd looked disgusted and bored. and as lanny said, in our world she isn’t really fat… but she did look fat on stage compared to all the other perfect bodies. i’m not saying it’s not okay to look like that, but she could have looked much better if she opted to wear an outfit that covered her stomach- it still could have been revealing while not showing the stomach. also, she needed to practice.
plus, if it were me and everyone was talking about what a hack i was, i would make a POINT to actually sing the song. if not lip synching to prove a point meant she had to cut the dance routine- fine- the dance routine was horrible anyway.
The camera does add 10 lbs.!
BTW - I updated this story. It’s like a Where’s Waldo puzzle. I keep turning the pages and finding a new Waldo location…Its great! Every time I watch this video I find something new & exciting to point out. I’ve added a copy of the video for your viewing pleasure so make sure to check it out!
A few things here in her defense…she has just had 2 babies quite recently, and honestly I think she looks amazing. I know I couldn’t ever get away with that…and still can’t, and my youngest is about to turn 5. However, her dancers, being that they are much smaller and in much better shape, did make her look huge by comaprison. Ok, that being said, the show was terrible and painful to watch. I felt sorry for her. The crowd seemed disappointed and dismayed, as if they couldn’t believe they were watching a train-wreck occuring in front of them. Poor Brit…I think she should just take a few years off and spend it with her baby boys…they are only this little once and she is missing it. Brit, take it easy for a while, take a few years off, spend time with your babies, and then work on getting back into shape again. Everyone, go easy on her…she’s a human being.
Is this the kind of Role Model we want for our kids?? Yea it’s ok to wear your underwear in public..WHATEVER!
She needs to be a good mother and stop bar hopin and banging everyone she comes in contact with . She has gone to HEll in a handbasket. I never really did care for her anyway, but now!!! My oldest daughter thinks she is a real ______________. Well you get the pic.
Brit needs to get a new life and be a better mom for her kids. She does not have the body or desire to do this anymore. You can tell it’s just something to pass the time. But oh well So be it. I don’t care anymore.
She is still acting like a whore and she is a mom. Well if that is what you call a drug freak. LOOSER!
How do all the other “moms in Hollywood” do it, because its been nearly a year for Brit Brit. I don’t really care if she has a little extra meat. C’est La Vie. However, if she does, she should know better than to wear dental floss.
You wouldn’t see Queen Latifah out there in a Britney-esque outfit. She’s (QL) a beautiful woman no matter what her size is or not, but you can bet your ass it’s partly because she knows how to dress and does it respectfully! Most of us know better than to let things fall out that are saggy, lumpy or otherwise (especially on national television), and we kindly oblige the human population by keeping them tucked in or covered up.
Britney Spears never really had talent. She can’t sing without voice enhancements. She can dance, but she’s too high or drunk to do so, and she just isn’t any fun to watch, unless its to make fun with her. I think its past time for her to say goodbye to Hollywood. They may want her back but most of the public would be fine if she never took to a stage again.
Maybe we should give Brit a break. Her song sucks. Whoever choreographed that routine should never work in the biz again. Brit is capable of much more. Either she is too wasted to do it, or her “people” are just going easy on her knowing her frailties.
She is old news no one cares anymore same-ol-same-ol. Get over it. Why not talk about more important things like the mother who left her kid in the car and she died. Ohio is not gonna prosecute her cause she said it was a MISTAKE. That is not a mistake. There are mothers all over the world killing their babies and no one talks about that. That is important this shit is old, yes I have made comments before, but we need to look at more important things that are wrong and try to do something about them, and let the dumb ass celebs live their pathetic lives.
Guys, give Britney a break. She went through a lot. Imagine the pressure she has for this particular performance, the divorce proceedings, the paparazzi, the whole world’s watching every move she makes. She is after all, just human. We all make mistakes. Some of us don’t learn to come back from a fall, but Britney’s trying, she’s not giving up! Go Britney, go!
Britney’s trying at what? To be a pathetic skank? Woo Hoo! She’s succeeding!
I support Britney Spears, I have been to the Palms theater where the Comeback performance was taken place.. not only was the place small and crowded the sound was off as well as the lighting! I noticed the sound going out many times other than Brit’s performance… The lighting was really bad too.
I know that people are really hard on Britney right now… just keep in mind that she did her part… she was asked to take a slower approach when popping to the beats and she did… she also put together the dace routine in a matter of hours due to her original number with chris angel was not approved due to insurance issues with zoning permits.
So yah she may not have looked like she was not having a good time but who would be happy when there is such a change of plans!
Oh one more thing…. Sarah Silverman… you have some nerve talking about others when hunny you need a nose job and a new career!
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