VMA Music Awards: Miss Teen South Carolina is “Such As” The Dildo

Miss Teen South CarolinaMiss Teen South Carolina appeared on the VMAs. I wish I could tell you what the hell she said, but the bitch does not speak English. She pretends to, but I swear I didn’t catch half of what she said. I think there was something in there about people not having cows, so they are vegetarian and such as need meat. There was something in there about The Pakistan, the Iraq, and the Wu-Tang Clan, too.

I know she was making fun of herself, but damn, she could have been less sincere and had someone write her lines for her. It’s too late for her to try and be smart. Besides, she needs to such as, like work on the diction problem she has so that such as people like me that are the normal people can understand the such as things that she like says.

Did you get all that?

[tags]Miss Teen South Carolina, Idiot, VMA Performance, Such As[/tags]

Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages.
  • Technorati
  • StumbleUpon
  • SphereIt
  • Netscape
  • NewsVine
  • del.icio.us
  • Reddit
  • De.lirio.us
  • Furl
  • YahooMyWeb
  • LinkaGoGo
  • Taggly

More News on This Topic:

  • Miss Teen South Carolina Isn’t as Dumb as She Looks on TV
  • Miss Teen USA Judge Questions Make Teens Look Unintelligent
  • Miss Teen South Carolina Ain’t Stupid Ya’ll
  • VMA Music Awards: Closing Thoughts on the 2007 VMAs


  •  Subscribe in a reader


    4 comments ↓

    #1 Emil on 09.10.07 at 1:39 am

    Caitlin Upton: Hi, I’m Miss South Carolina Teen USA, Caitlin Upton, your favorite girl from the Internet. Now that you voted for Best New Artist, you can go to MTV.com. After the show to see all of tonight’s performances and vote your favorite eh… VMA moments, your top choices will air in a VMA remix viewers’ pick show . But this show airs only one time because I personally believe that Nevada Las Vegans don’t have fun because some people out there don’t have meat. And I believe they should. Over here in the South America, we should help the Iran, the Pakistan and everywhere like such as the Wu-Tang Clan, so we can better our future. Such as.

    #2 abby on 09.10.07 at 6:08 am

    There are American’s that cannot speak well enough to understand. If you notice every where you go or even call it a dam foreigner. It is redicilous. Send them packing I am sick and tired of people commin here and takin over what is ours. I am not a predicous person but Shit towl heads, mexicans, chineese, japs…… Enough is enough. Does anyone else agree

    #3 Abby represents the worst ideas on 09.10.07 at 8:49 am

    Good lord, Abby, your comments were entirely incoherent. You have a number of grammatical and spelling mistakes (”American’s”, “dam”, “rediculous”, and is “predicous” supposed to be “prejudice”??) that completely negate your ability to sound intelligent. Until you can begin to write at a high school level, Abby, you have no place criticizing anyone else, immigrant or otherwise. Name-calling (towel heads, japs) does nothing to legitimize your arguments, and only makes you sound less intelligent. And last I checked, Miss Teen South Carolina is a home-grown American - what in the world does she have to do with workers losing jobs to immigrants?

    #4 olive on 03.08.08 at 4:22 pm

    you know she just kind of stumbuled

    Leave a Comment