It’s bad enough Perez Hilton had to use a name so close to his trashy twin, Paris. I guess he was cashing in a la Candy Darling (I Shot Andy Warhol). I’m considering changing my name to Bruise Willis or Nickole Richay tomorrow! Of course, this is all beside the point I’m trying to make.

Now, Perez has a new show coming out on VH1 tomorrow (September 11)…What Perez Sez. I know…Even the name is lame. I mean Perez is a poet and he didn’t even know it…right? That’s hot!

The “Princess” Perez, will be saying all the shit he thinks he knows, but come to find out…most of what spews out of his mouth is just him letting off hot air.

Take for instance, his recent post on who he so aptly names the “Douche”, Justin Timberlake. According to Perez, Justin had to cancel two shows because he’s lame from too much partying. People Magazine is otherwise reporting that JT didn’t party because he didn’t Continue reading →

Lee Weaver has been the bodyguard to people like Wesley Snipes and Robert Downey Jr., and for a year he was the bodyguard for the gene-challenged 20-something, Lindsay Lohan. Part of his duties as bodyguard was to just follow Lohan around. After all, that’s what bodyguards do. This meant he got to hang out in Nightclubs and watch the 5 time rehabber party. However, even with the big names he has worked for Weaver found Lohan too much to handle. Now he has decided it’s time to talk and has taken his story to Inside Edition.

In an exclusive interview with Inside Edition, Weaver tells the interviewer that Lohan felt responsible for her father going to prison. He goes on to say that he often had to accompany the singer to dangerous neighborhoods early in the evenings (or late at night). Despite this he says he never saw Lohan ingest drugs.

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People Magazine is reporting that Kanye West had even more to say about MTV and the VMAs this morning when he spoke to DJ JJ at Z100 in New York on the air this morning. Kanye was heard having a little fit last night when he came out of the awards empty handed. However, this morning he wasn’t just talking about himself. He also spoke about his thoughts on Britney.

Kanye said, “They exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’”

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While some reports are saying that JT partied all night long and left with Rihanna at the end of the night, other reports are saying just the opposite.

People Magazine is reporting that Timberlake wasn’t feeling too hot and skipped the parties to take his mother and girlfriend, Jessica Biel to dinner.

According to reports, Biel and Timberlake sat beside one another with friends at Tableau restaurants in the Spa Tower of Wynn Las Vegas. People at the restaurant are saying only good things about the two celebrities. “They were always touching and being very sweet with one another and in front of Justin’s mom.”

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Well we all know that most everyone in the blogosphere was not impressed by Britney’s magical comeback. However, what did the stars have to say? Some of them were nice, some were honest, and some lied (or were watching some other show). Here are some of the comments Brit received last night from fellow musicians.

Kanye said “I have no words.” I have to admit, this was one of the nicest things that he could have ever said about this performance. I mean, he could have went into the “Why me?! I would have been better than her!” However, he answered the question as truthfully as possible.

Common took the honest approach saying, “It felt like her heart wasn’t in it. It didn’t feel like she was really goin’ for it. It just felt like she was there, man. There’s so much talk about her personal life, you wanna see her come out on top. She eventually still can. But that performance, I don’t think it was what we were lookin’ for … to light it up.”

That performance wouldn’t even have lit something up if the crowd got mad and set her on fire!

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It’s the boo boo’s birthdays in a couple of days. Do you know where mommy’s vagina is? Why, it’s on the Internet of course! I am not knocking working mommies. After all, I am one. I am knocking drunk, slut mommies who should be home with their kids and not trying to recreate a career that has been dead longer than Jesus. However, while Britney was trying to come back and we were wishing she would go back (wherever she came from) Kevin Federline was having a birthday party for his kids.

The birthday pool party was held on Sunday, possibly as a secret celebration as he probably guessed that her comeback would go as well as his CD. Their youngest baby, JJ, turns one on Wednesday. Meanwhile, Sean Preston hits two on Friday.

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Sure, you can’t believe every rumor you hear and this is likely one of those unbelievable ones, but I will leave it up to you. Sources are saying that during the VMAs last night, Justin Timberlake and Rihanna were seen canoodling.

MediaTakeOut has an inside source, who they have listed as an actor. The source had a lot to say about what went on concerning Rihanna and JT at the Palms hotel after-party.

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It’s so rare to be able to make people laugh. Sure, some people don’t like how Sarah Silverman calls Paris a slut or makes fun of Britney’s baby’s mistakes. However, let’s consider this for a moment. Paris was seen last night trying to be Diddy’s jacket, hanging all over him, and obviously pretty drunk. She can say she’s not that kind of girl, but she sure looks like it to everyone else.

Meanwhile, there is Britney. I do not doubt that she thinks she loves her kids, but would you seriously want her for a mother? She wasn’t sober last night and even if she claims she was, she wasn’t after the show when she was out showing her snatch to the entire Downtown Las Vegas area. The pictures are on the Internet already, but due to their unattractive nature we have opted to leave them out.

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After seeing the pictures of Tommy Lee loving on Criss Angel, I couldn’t help but wonder if Kid Rock was jealous that Tommy had a new, magical babe on his arm. Just look at the affection he is showing Criss! It truly would make anyone jealous. However, Tommy composed himself, or at least as much as he could for being Tommy Lee, and went out to Noir at Luxor for one of the many Las Vegas after parties.

Tommy told clubgoers, “I was minding myself and then he goes and punches me on the cheek, I was trying to be the bigger man, but he was acting childish.”

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She certainly didn’t look good during her performance and she didn’t look too hot after her performance either. However, Britney was spotted holding hands with her brother as she entered the Bellagio Hotel where she was staying while she was in Sin City.

USA Today was there to ask her how she felt after her performance. Her response was a simple, “Good, thank you.”

Obviously she was just pulling our leg because the look on her face sure said otherwise. She had her extensions out and a sullen look on her face.

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When it comes to Kid Rock and Tommy Lee at the VMAs there are currently a few undisputable facts. Fact 1 – There was a fight. Fact 2 – Both are ex-husbands to Pamela Anderson. Fact 3 – Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy when the fight broke out. Fact 4 – Kid Rock decked Tommy Lee. From there, various witnesses are saying various things.

MTV VJ Sway offered the following information, “Tommy Lee was sitting by Diddy. [Kid Rock] just walked up and decked him!” Another witness says, “They had each other at the necks, they were practically strangling each other.” At that point Tommy Lee was escorted out. According to the witness he was “screaming the f-word over and over again.”

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Paris Hilton hit the Diet Pepsi After Party with P. Diddy and plenty of other celebrities. She spent most of the night hanging on Diddy. Maybe she’s considering asking him to be her baby Daddy. It’s obvious Paris is keeping her options open, and Diddy is fertile. He does have three children.

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I’ve seen some of the weirdest fashion trends. I recall when the bell bottoms came back. I remember the one pant leg up, one down. How about the neon phase of the 80s? I even remember the “pick in the hair” trend that Scary Movie parodied in multiple incarnations.

Whats up with the pacifier? I recall a very brief, pacifier trend, but didn’t Rapper Lil Mama get the memo? That trend ended sometime in the 90s…or whenever you’re about 24 months old. At first, I couldn’t tell if Lil Mama had a pacifier in her mouth or found a new way to decorate her grillz. Either way, it wasn’t working for us, and we gotta wonder, if she sucked it the entire night, or not.

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#1 - Solange Knowles

Solange Knowles is Beyonce’s lil Sis. I can see the two share similar fashion tastes. Sure, Beyonce looked okay, if you wanted everything to fall out, but Solange’s multi-print just didn’t do it for me. She needs to stop have Mommy dress her and find a new fashion consultant.

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