VMA After Party: Paris Begins Mommy Training…As a Drunk

Paris Hilton hit the Diet Pepsi After Party with P. Diddy and plenty of other celebrities. She spent most of the night hanging on Diddy. Maybe she’s considering asking him to be her baby Daddy. It’s obvious Paris is keeping her options open, and Diddy is fertile. He does have three children.

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Some white girls just can’t dance…and Paris is epitomizing that! I know she’s trying to copy Diddy, but c’mon! He’s fly and she’s…a train wreck.

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Is this Paris cheering or dancing? We’re just, not quite sure at this point! Bars, Clubs and parties should have a rule. Don’t give Paris enough liquor to make her think its okay for her to be free and dance!

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What was that about learning her lesson on drugs and alcohol? Let’s just hope she didn’t drive herself home this time! From the picture, she’d be lucky to remember her name let alone where she lives.

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Caption: Can I get pregnant from this angle?!

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Is that a bottle or a microphone? Either way it looks like she’s practicing her deep throating skills. Notice Diddy’s defensive position. He’s afraid…very afraid!

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Caption #2 - I wonder if she can get me pregnant! She’s behind me. Give the girl a strap on and let’s get going!

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Caption #3 - You gotta start at the bottom to get to the…bottom?! Oh, nevermind…but since I’m down here…

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It’s obvious Diddy’s trying to give her directions to get away from him. Notice her possessive hold on him. He better watch out. Paris might have a new man!

[tags]Party Girl, Paris Hilton, Drunk, P. Diddy, After Party, MTV VMAs[/tags]

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