It’s bad enough Perez Hilton had to use a name so close to his trashy twin, Paris. I guess he was cashing in a la Candy Darling (I Shot Andy Warhol). I’m considering changing my name to Bruise Willis or Nickole Richay tomorrow! Of course, this is all beside the point I’m trying to make.
Now, Perez has a new show coming out on VH1 tomorrow (September 11)…What Perez Sez. I know…Even the name is lame. I mean Perez is a poet and he didn’t even know it…right? That’s hot!
The “Princess” Perez, will be saying all the shit he thinks he knows, but come to find out…most of what spews out of his mouth is just him letting off hot air.
Take for instance, his recent post on who he so aptly names the “Douche”, Justin Timberlake. According to Perez, Justin had to cancel two shows because he’s lame from too much partying. People Magazine is otherwise reporting that JT didn’t party because he didn’t feel well. He went out to eat with his mom and girlfriend, Jessica Biel, and headed home afterwards. Upon seeing a doctor he was told to rest and this is what caused JT to cancel his performances. Hmmm…let’s see. Who will I believe. People Magazine or Lame Douchey Perez Hilton?
Furthermore, giving JT credit…None of his CDs are called Justin is Bustin’ or Timberlake Quakes. Maybe Perez thought those up first and he’s just mad JT went with something a little more literate and entertaining.
With that thought in mind, I must say I won’t be watching What Perez Sez. I’m also losing faith in VH1, which is becoming just another failed music station that no longer airs any music.
Photo courtesy of Wire Image Photos and touch ups by Photoshop!
[tags]VH1, What Perez Sez, JT, Justin Timberlake, Perez Hilton, Douche, People Magazine[/tags]
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