VMA Music Awards: Looking Back - Last Night’s Worst Dressed

September 10th, 2007 | Fashion Mishaps, Music News

#1 - Solange Knowles

Solange Knowles is Beyonce’s lil Sis. I can see the two share similar fashion tastes. Sure, Beyonce looked okay, if you wanted everything to fall out, but Solange’s multi-print just didn’t do it for me. She needs to stop have Mommy dress her and find a new fashion consultant.

#2 - Jennifer Hudson

What is it with celebrities trying to use their curtains as outfits? Does this girl shop anywhere, but at the Big & Pretty section of Goodwill? Oh, and whats with her exposing her leg? Is she trying to give the press a peek at something more than her good leg?

#3 - Paris Hilton

I never noticed that Paris Hilton has a nose that makes her look like a witch. With her up close and personal picture and her hair so short and nappy, it makes her look like a cross between Loni Anderson with WKRP hair and a ghetto Barbie doll. As if that wasn’t enough, she got some leopard print upholstery to wear.

Now, I like D & G, but this isn’t Paris’ sex tape. Does she have to look trashy everywhere she goes?

#4 - Kat Von D

Kat Von D seems to be “copying” Avril’s tough girl style. I wonder if Avril had a fit about her actually pulling off the bad biker bar image. At the VMAs, it didn’t do it for me, but when it comes to battles, my money is on Kat. She could kick Avril’s ass any day.

Of course, Avril isn’t tough enough to actually show up at an award’s show looking tough. She’s more likely to wear Gucci, but hey she’s still tough cuz she’s got her poser “wrist band” on…yeah!

#5 - Shanna Moakler

Shanna says she isn’t pregnant, but how can you explain how full her carpet bag dress looks? Even if she is, and we aren’t saying she is, there are better things for pregnant women to wear. The designer of this dress should be shot and burned alive, unable to ever make another outfit again. This is by far the worst of the night.

#6 - Criss Angel

At first, I wasn’t sure who the crossdresser was. Was it Avril with a hair cut? Then I realized…it wasn’t a girl after all! It was Mr. I Don’t Wash My Hair, Criss Angel looking remarkably effeminate. I guess without his “luscious” eye candy, Brit Brit on his arm, he’s practically unrecognizable.

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