Dane Cook has a new song floating around and BWE decided that they liked it so much that they needed to make this video. The video is hilarious, but the song is completely uncharacteristic of the comedy that Cook often offers his fans.

Watch the video and listen to the song. When you’re done let us know what you think.

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When Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopted the beautiful little Zahara from Ethiopia she was plagued with malnutrition, dehydration, and salmonella poisoning. The gorgeous little girl was nursed back to health and has since been seen in numerous pictures with mommy, daddy, and all of her brothers and sisters. However, now it is being said that Zahara may need to go through some incredibly painful surgery.

A source that is close to both Brad and Angelina has said, “Brad and Angelina have talked with their pediatrician, who told them Zahara may need to have surgery.” Apparently, Zahara has a potentially painful condition where her thigh is connected to her hip improperly. While it may not be causing a large amount of trouble right now, it could affect her ability to walk in the future.

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While it’s no longer a rumor that High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens made some naked photos that may or may not have went to Drake Bell (of Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh), now the rumors have escalated. Instead of some basic pictures, the new rumors include striptease Christmas videos for Drake. Bell’s reps have denied ever receiving photos of Vanessa in the buff, so if this video is real, there is no doubt that they will deny that, as well.

Ace Showbiz is saying:

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Stuart Townsend and Charlize Theron might not be officially married, but he tells People Magazine that he is married. He goes on to say, “I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife. We love each other and we want to spend our lives together.”

As for Theron he says she is:

“The greatest woman I’ve ever met.”

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Ashlee Simpson is getting ready for that new album I spoke about in a previous article. Her newest single is called “Murder”. Jesus is sucks. It’s beyond awful. I don’t know who she thinks she is trying to sound like, but she needs to find a nice job as an insurance salesman and leave us and our eardrums alone for good. Even the lyrics on this one are seriously idiotic.

“I am your sunshine concubine
I got a monkey on my back”

The full lyrics are not currently online and I cannot bring myself to listen to this entire song to get them for you. However, below is the You Tube video of the song. If you’re feeling suicidal and want to end it all, listen to the song. It seriously should help you make the decision to end it all, just so the song will end.

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No one thought much of the big rumble between Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Everyone knew that they were fighting over Criss Angel Pamela Anderson. Now Page Six is reporting that Vegas promoter Jeff Beacher wants the two men to lace up and get in the ring. Beacher is offering a winner takes all, one million dollar match.

Beacher says, “We all know that they were fighting over Pam Anderson. What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!”

So, who do you think would win? Kid Rock or Tommy Lee? Let us know by leaving a comment!

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Ja Rule recently spoke with Complex Magazine. The topic was supposed to primarily deal with the Congressional hearing concerning the content and descriptions of African-American women in hip- hop music. Unfortunately, it quickly spiraled out of control. He ended up whining that homosexuals are allowed to be seen during the day.

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When Foxy Brown was put in Riker’s Island (the first time) she told the court that she was pregnant and she was getting married. Now she’s going to be sitting in Riker’s Island for a year and Brown’s manager is telling people that she is not pregnant.

Chaz Williams, Foxy’s manager told the AP, “This is the official statement: she is not pregnant.” Meanwhile, in other Brown news, while she will not be having a baby in prison, it is being said that she will be releasing a new album while she is there.

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As her single tanks and radio stations won’t touch her music (or at least her new music) Britney Spears has a musical future that is looking very bleak. However, American Idol thinks that they can change things for tone deaf, out of synch (lip synch, that is) Britney. Simon Cowell feels that getting her away from her stupid friends will help to bring back her career. Cowell believes that after a ratings boosting MTV performance (as awful as it was) she can turn her career around.

At this point, it is unclear if Randy, Paula, and Simon want Britney to join the judges panel or compete in the competition. Can you imagine how hard it would be for Britney to be a contestant? She could be the Sanjaya of season seven!

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“He [Kanye] expressed that he felt that Britney shouldn’t be actually opening the show – almost like he forgot that Britney Spears sold 50 million records. She did. He is not thinking about her full body of work. She deserved to headline the show better than anybody else that was on it – even in the state that she is in.”

This is what rapper, 50 Cent told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show. I honestly don’t know how to reply to this other than to start believing that 50 got hit on the head too hard at some point in his life. Even in the state she was in?! They should have put her on the stage passed out. It would have been a better performance.

I don’t care how many records she sold. She should not have been on there at all. Sure, Kanye said what he did to get attention. Of course, MTV also knew the media attention that the train wreck psycho would get them. So, in both cases no one cared about poor little Britney, but they knew using her would get them some attention. Since this line of work is failing maybe she can use that to her advantage when finding a new job.
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