September 15th, 2007 — Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Pop Tarts
It’s being said that this is Brit’s new album cover. I have to say I am surprised that she’s not in the outfit she wore on the VMAs because it certainly made an impression!
Brit and the Emmys
If you were hoping to see the ditzy pop princess go on the Emmys to apologize to fans and haters all around the world for wasting our time, you will be disappointed to know that she won’t be allowing you (or me) the pleasure. Jive Records has said, “Britney Spears has no plans to appear on the Emmys this Sunday.”
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September 15th, 2007 — Douche Bags, Family Drama
If this is true, I feel it’s time we just shut Broadway down. I will admit I am a fan. I like Chicago, Rent, and plenty of other things and performers on Broadway. One of the main things that I used to like about Broadway was that it was an elite club of TALENTED artists performing things you would not see anywhere else. Now it’s becoming the actor’s version of the Soup Kitchen. Out of work, under paid, and lack talent? No worries…get in line…Broadway has a part for you!
To prove my point let’s look at Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott. They apparently are in talks to do Chicago on Broadway. The duo would be the third husband and wife couple to play together in Chicago.
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September 15th, 2007 — Music News
After a concert the other night, Sting was left in Germany far away from the wife and kids. So, he did what any sexually free musician would do. He visited a brothel. Sting, who has six children was spotted going in, Relax, one of the most popular bordellos in Hamburg.
Reps for the bordello are saying that Sting was not in the club at all, despite pictures of him being taken outside. Meanwhile, Sting’s reps have said, “I do not know whether he went to this club. However, I would not be surprised if he went. It is nothing he would be ashamed of.” The rep also mentioned that Sting and his wife are open about their interest in strip clubs.
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September 15th, 2007 — Children and Pregnancy, Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Family Drama, Pop Tarts
What could be one of the worst things in the world for the future of intelligence? If you were guessing Jessica Simpson reproducing then you are right! However, it gets even more amusing from there. Rather than reproducing with anyone, Simpson has picked her hair stylist Ken Paves to be the baby’s father!
A source talked to More Magazine and they had so much to say it leads me to believe that it’s just too good to be true!
“Jessica has considered adopting, but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.”
This quote is a personal favorite of mine. She’s old fashioned and wants to have a baby, but when in doubt, let’s pick the hairdresser. Jesus, it’s like a future Jennifer Aniston movie.
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