What could be one of the worst things in the world for the future of intelligence? If you were guessing Jessica Simpson reproducing then you are right! However, it gets even more amusing from there. Rather than reproducing with anyone, Simpson has picked her hair stylist Ken Paves to be the baby’s father!
A source talked to More Magazine and they had so much to say it leads me to believe that it’s just too good to be true!
“Jessica has considered adopting, but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. She’s an old fashioned girl. I’m sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.”
This quote is a personal favorite of mine. She’s old fashioned and wants to have a baby, but when in doubt, let’s pick the hairdresser. Jesus, it’s like a future Jennifer Aniston movie.
The source goes on to say:
“”She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn’t find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn’t as keen on the idea. However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months.”
[tags]Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves, Pregnant, Artificial Insemination, Hairdresser[/tags]
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