Recently there were rumors that had Eastern European orphans hiding under their covers shaking with fear. The main rumor was that Paris Hilton was planning to adopt four blonde children, who would become models and look just like her. God help us all!
Well, you can all rest easy because the little do-gooder wants no part of adoption according to what she told People Magazine.
When asked about the story, Paris responded simply, “That’s retarded. No, I’m not.” She then mentioned that she would rather have her own children.
I have to agree. Being the changed woman that she claims to be and the Good Samaritan that she is, it only makes sense that she would want to infect the world with her own spawn as opposed to actually helping underprivileged children who need homes. Of course, either way the children would be forced into life by something so traumatic that they would want to off themselves before their first birthday. When you look at it like that, I feel good for the orphans. At least they have a chance of getting away.
[tags]Paris Hilton, Adoption, Natural Childbirth, Retarded[/tags]
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You would want her adopting and raising some poor child? You would really inflict that on some child other than her own?
Shame on you.
I think you read the article wrong Dave. I don’t think she should have children period. In fact, I’d hope they adopt out kids to monkeys before they do to her.
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