According to OK Magazine, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to continue to populate the world with alien Scientologist babies so that L Ron’s group is safe and well accounted for when the mothership lands. From the looks of it, Katie has plenty of time to get pregnant considering she doesn’t really act anymore. While Tom has some movies lined up she isn’t doing anything.

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It’s always nice to know that a truly creative person can mess up even in rehab. Sure, you can’t have a DUI in there, but you can you can have a SWSEH (Slept with Someone else’s Husband). A week or so ago we reported that Lindsay was doing some guy in the bathroom of the Cirque Lodge. Well now, Female First is saying that the bathroom romp has ruined a relationship in the process.

Lindsay was banging Tony Allen in the bathroom. When Stephanie Allen found out she was not too pleased. Of course, being the mother of eight month old twins, who spent plenty of years trying to have kids and going through miscarriages, I suppose she shouldn’t be too pleased about this. She’s so upset that she tossed Tony out of their home.

According to Britain’s Daily Mirror, a friend has said, “She’s had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age.”

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Justin Timberlake was on Oprah recently and when he was he had a lot to say about new loves and old flames. While Timberlake is not one to divulge too much about his private life he did say that Biel brings out the romantic in him. He also admitted that he likes singing to his new woman and said that when the two are not together due to his concerts and her movies, they communicate through webcam.

When it comes to Britney, Timberlake said the two were teenagers. When Oprah countered that they were famous teenagers, Timberlake admitted that he no longer knows Spears like he once did.

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Word on the streets is that Scarlett Johansson is behaving like a bit of a diva on the set of, He’s Just Not That Into You. Apparently, Johansson goes out of her way to use her star power on set, while co-star Drew Barrymore is the average, everyday girl.

Sources are saying that Johansson used three assistants to shield her with umbrellas while outside and had a shuttle drive her 100 yards to the set, even though Drew made it there on her own two feet. The source continued by saying, “Scarlett’s a total diva. Some people are cool, and others are not.”

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In a bit of all inspiring news, sources are saying that Lindsay Lohan will leave rehab a changed woman. In fact, she has grown so much she plans to add writing to her list of talents that already include being a singer and a blacklisted actress who few, if any, want to work with.

Sources say that Lindsay has struggled for so long that she is hoping to help others who are in the places that she has been. The source continues talking about Lindsay’s upcoming masterpiece by saying, “She found solace in reading memoirs of others who suffered to overcome their addictions, and she wants to similarly put her experiences out there.”

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While I have never really liked the Foo Fighters I am considering changing my mind and making them my favorite band. If you’re wondering why I am willing to conform and change my tastes, it has everything to do with Dave Grohl. He’s been talking about Paris Hilton and I love what he had to say. In fact, I wish I was able to get as much publicity saying it myself.

Dave said:

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Dear Jesus, what have we done? Chris Crocker (Whiny Britney Fan from You Tube) gets a TV Deal [Gawker]

Oscar is a Cross Dresser [Pop Crunch]

DListed Thinks Mario Took the Oscar Pics [DListed]

Nicole and Joel will Wait for Marriage [Fametastic]

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Alright, while it’s not technically Britney this is classic. If you happen to be suicidal or anything this will have you laughing so hard you’ll drop your knife. It might even make you wet your pants.

Britney Spears is doing a bang up job of showing family court judges that they have nothing to worry about by letting her keep custody of her kids. In fact, just a day after a judge called her a habitual drug and alcohol user, she proved the judge wrong by going out and partying.

Britney was seen at two LA hot spots, Winston’s and Hyde recently according to Page Six. Monday Spears was ordered to take parenting classes for eight hours a week and she needs to have drug testing twice a week. Additionally, neither KFed nor Britney is allowed to do drugs or drink within 12 hours of being with the kids. Continue reading →