In Paris Hilton’s quest to find a man suitable to help her populate the world with big nosed, self-indulgent, ugly children, Paris has landed herself a pizza delivery boy. The 26 year old who is an embarrassment to vagina-owners everywhere, has been seen with Alex Vaggo all over Los Angeles since recently meeting him at a nightclub. She’s even taken the delivery boy to meet mummy and daddy. Her friends told the Sun UK that she’s “smitten”. Meanwhile his friends say that “He is a really lucky guy.” Apparently they haven’t seen her nose…or well…the rest of her.
The pizza boy had originally flown to LA for vacation and spent the summer working as a delivery boy to make some extra money. Apparently, he hooked up with Paris quite quickly. His friend, Richard Ramberg says, “He’s quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive.” Alex wants to be a model and unlike the spoiled high school dropout, he just finished college.
His mother says, “I always knew he’d do something extraordinary with his life.” I don’t know that I would call this extraordinary, but I guess not every man has the opportunity to get an STD from an untalented hack with lots of money.
[tags]Alex Vaggo, Paris Hilton, Pizza Delivery Man, Smitten, Los Angeles[/tags]
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