The Gimme More, pop tart is said to have a new diet plan. You didn’t expect her to live on Vodka and Cheetos forever, did you? Apparently, Britney’s new diet involves vomit and Hoodia. Sure, you might be skeptical, but you shouldn’t knock it until you try it.
OK Magazine has said that Britney is using asthma inhalers to suppress her appetite. They say she is also using diet pills and throwing up. What a waste of money! I mean, if you’re going out of your way to get illegal diet pills you really shouldn’t throw them up.
Sources at Fox News have also said that Britney had large volumes of the African appetite suppressant Hoodia shipped to her house. I am certain that this is all part of an elaborate plan to recreate her comeback for next years VMAs. The sad part is that next year we will all be blogging about the ugly, uncoordinated toothpick, with the broken heel, inability to lip synch, and a margarita in hand that smells like vomit. Man! The VMAs are gonna rock next year!
[tags]Britney Spears, Hoodia, Vomit, Diet Pills, Diet, Asthma Inhalers[/tags]
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Her body is not really that far gone. Three months of good weightlifting and cardio and a reasonable diet should have her back to her old self.
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