Tom Cruise Building an Underground Bunker to Hide Stepford Wife and Alien Children

Tom CruiseStar Magazine is reporting that Tom Cruise is stepping up his Scientology faith by building an underground bunker under his home in Telluride, Colorado. The bunker will have the ability to hold 10 people and will allow them to survive for years without having to come out. According to reports, the bunkers construction costs will be around $10 Million.

A source says that the high tech air-purifying system is, “a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survive for years.” The source also explains why Cruise needs this underground protection palace for the Scientologists.

Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galactic ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.

Well, that makes sense. Xenu is going to attack earth. Hopefully there is a lesson to be learned from all this. Unfortunately, I am not sure if that lesson is Tom shouldn’t breed or Scientologists shouldn’t go out in public…maybe it’s both.

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    3 comments ↓

    #1 Was von Stauffenberg really this short? - Page 5 - FileFront Gaming Forums on 09.26.07 at 4:33 pm

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    #3 Randoms on 10.07.07 at 4:25 am

    It is really just a bunker to shield from the chaos after of peak oil. He probably has tons of gold and silver bullion stashed there, too. And fuel.

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