Keeping Britney Safe from Starbucks

Britney recently received a police escort into a Starbucks so that she could get her frappuccino. Normally I wouldn’t post a video of an idiot walking with her dog into a coffee shop, but this minute long video is amusing. I am not sure if she’s been out partying all night or if she got high prior to her going to get her cool drink, but she really should have tried to look a little more sober.

Watch the cheesed out grin when some suck up tells her she’s beautiful …yeah, beautiful…in that cracked out Ellie Klampett sort of hillbilly junkie with a weave sort of way. Speaking of weaves…Brit, if you’re reading this…honey if you keep tugging on that carpet bag you threw on your head so you could have brown “hair”…it’s gonna fall off and it will be as embarrassing as the VMAs, all over again!

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