Entries from October 2007 ↓

Every other day there are rumors that Brad and Angelina are breaking up or that they are pregnant. At this rate, a person needs to believe they have a love/hate relationship. Well, that or that they just break up to make up. Now, the rumor mill is circulating again and today they are saying that Angelina is pregnant once more.

This rumor is fueled from the cancelation of an overseas trip that Angelina was set to make and cancelled at the last minute. Angelina was set to speak at the Pio Manzu Centre near Rimini during The Flight of the Hummingbird - The Future of Children in the Mind and Society of the World conference.

Apparently Italian newspapers speculated that the reason was that Angelina is pregnant. After this announcement the spokesperson for the Pio Manzu Centre decided to confirm the newspaper reports as if Angelina had told her, though that is likely nowhere near the case.

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It has to be rough being Epic Records. They spend a lot of money (and I mean a lot) giving Jennifer Lopez everything she wants with little to receive in return. Well they might be a little slow to catch up, but it looks like they are finally catching on and are finally putting their foot down before the pocketbook busts and they end up bankrupt in the process.

A source says:
“She costs too much money and doesn’t sell enough. Her last album cover alone cost $60,000 in hair and makeup, lighting, photographers, re-touching, etc. The video budget was in the neighborhood of $300,000.”

The money that is being mentioned above is only for the album cost. It leaves out performances that she makes on shows like GMA and other morning shows or talk shows. The entire performance cost of those shows is a total waste for Epic. The problem is not necessarily the performances, but rather the exorbitant costs that seem somewhat unnecessary.

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Britney Spears has gone and pissed off the Catholics well after she pissed off most mothers, girls her age, and pretty much anyone with a normal sense of decency. After all of that, the Catholics catch on and it only takes one picture to make them do so.

From the sounds of things, the picture appears in Britney’s new CD, Blackout. The picture in question is of Britney sitting on the lap of a priest. As if God could even help this crazy bitch now.

The NY Post Says:
A picture of Brit perched on the lap of a priest in her new album “Blackout” is being called “the bottom of the barrel” by Bill Donohue, President of the New York-based Catholic League…”She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”

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Valerie Bertinelli spoke to Entertainment Tonight and she had some harsh words for Britney. They aren’t words she will be following any time soon, but they count as advice none the less. Bertinelli decided to speak out because she is sick of seeing Britney’s 360 daily trips to Starbucks and the gas station. She doesn’t understand how people could need to make that many trips to those spots in one day.

Her advice to Britney was simple:
“If you’re gonna have children that young, stay at home and take care of them… Put your underwear on and stay home.”

So she’s not only sick of seeing Britney get gas and get Starbucks, she’s also tired of her vagina, too. You know what I think? I think Valerie should recruit Britney to be one of the Jenny Craig girls. They could bond and lose weight together. It would be good for both of them.

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Amy Winehouse might claim to be cleaning up her act, but it’s clear that her problems are following her whether she likes it or not. Recently Winehouse was denied a US Visa and the reason cited has been her recent arrest for possession of marijuana in Norway.Now Winehouse’s daddy is saying that even though Amy was planning to fly to the states next week she won’t be coming due to lack of visa. He told This Morning that Amy swears the drugs were not hers, but that she signed a form that she thought was a release form, but was apparently an admission of guilt.

Mitch Says:
“It belonged to someone else on the tour. They arrested Blake, Amy, and the person who was responsible. They only released them after they signed a form, which they were told was a release form. It was in Norwegian. It was actually a confession so this is being dealt with now by the Norwegian authorities and the British Consulate because the ramifications of that are that she now can’t get into the States.”

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Las Vegas will party with one less boozehound this season. Apparently, when Lindsay Lohan said she wasn’t looking forward to hosting that party at Pure in Las Vegas that meant she wasn’t going to host a party in Las Vegas.

Originally, Lindsay was scheduled to host her 21st birthday at Pure, but she backed out of that. When she backed out she was obligated to hold a shindig for the club thanks to contractual issues. They chose New Years Eve and everyone has been talking about how Lindsay would handle things, being on the wagon an all.

Now it’s being announced that she’s just not going to bother, contracts be damned! Lindsay’s rep has told the press that, “Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas.” The rep mentioned the reasons for backing out as being the continuing need to “focus on her work and sobriety.”

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Jon Weece of Southland Christian Church leads over 8,000 members of his congregation in Kentucky. This brave soul believes that he can help Britney Spears and so can all of his loyal Christian church members. In a sermon and on his blog, Weece said, “Take a few minutes and write a note to Britney Spears. No preaching. No criticizing. Just Love. As a church, let’s love Britney the way Jesus loves her.”

Weece states that one of the things that motivated him was how he read damaging headlines concerning Britney. He stated that, “in the world’s eyes, she’s young, beautiful, talented, successful…”

It seems amazing to me that if the world sees her as all these things why would she have negative headlines at all? Shouldn’t we be worshipping her? We should all send her email saying how great her hat looks or how you can tell her weave is recycled from shag carpet.

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Paris Hilton arrived in a porn store in Toronto the other day. She was dressed in a scary skeleton costume, but the workers knew it was her by the nasty voice and the stench. If you’re wondering why she’s there it was because she was attempting to rescue the souls of the downtrodden. She also wanted to offer any possible Rwandans that might be there, a candy bar.

No, actually she was there because she saw her picture in the window advertising her famous porn movie. She was seriously pissed off, too. Who could blame her? It really is an injustice to even ask someone to pay to see her naked when you can do it for free all over the Internet. The fu*king nerve of those people!

In the video below, a news source took the audio from the store that is currently in a bidding war over their store security tape, which has Hilton all over it. The audio has been placed in a transcript below in case you don’t want to hear her nappy voice.

“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place.”

After tearing down the stores posters, she says:
“I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I’m calling the (expletive) cops.”

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Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.

Nicole starts by saying that Kevin has said:
“She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

She goes on to explain the main reasons why Kev left Brit. Reasons included:

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“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

This is what Britney told an Extra reporter as she made her way through the hallway and towards the courtroom for her latest child custody hearing. Apparently, Brit had a hard time with her court session and was seen going into and leaving the bathroom at least three times by TMZ.

Some say it was the parenting coach and her negative report that made her have these little fits. Others feel it was the fact that the judge has not been able to make a decision in her favor. However, Federline’s attorney did say that the kids would each spend one night with each parent this weekend. It is being speculated that a decision will be made on Tuesday, if not Monday.

I just can’t get over what a great message this is. It’s also what got her into trouble. Just think about it. Let’s dissect all of Britney’s problems.

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When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.

Here are their picks and why they picked them.

5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.

4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”

3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.

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Amy Winehouse is finally getting the fact that her behavior is a little bit destructive. Recently, when speaking with a German magazine, Stern, she spoke of her overdose, saying, “I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me into the hospital. Often I don’t know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. Blake told me later what had happened and then I was engulfed in shame.”

When she spoke of getting out of the hospital she commented on how she recently saw pictures and did not even recognize herself.

She went on to speak of her childhood:

“Since I was 16, I’ve felt a black cloud hangs over me. I have taken pills for depression but they slowed me down. I believe there are lots of people who have these mood changes.”

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If you are one of many that are waiting for 24 to return this story may be just what you’ve been waiting to hear. In Seasons One and Two, Agent Tony Almeida rocked 24 as one of the shows best actors. When Tony’s wife and then Tony died I couldn’t help but want to hate the show for a minute. He was one of my favorite characters.

However, I never bought the fact that he was dead. There wasn’t a body and I have seen enough soap operas to know the deal. Apparently I was right! If you are interested in seeing a sneak peek for the new season of 24 you can log on to 24trailer.com. While there be prepared to see a sneak peak of Tony and a shocking surprise when you realize that he is not a good guy anymore.

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According to fellow blogger Jonathan Jaxson, Pamela Anderson does everything but the kitchen sink. His sources are saying that Pam does cocaine for weeks and that they haven’t seen her sober in years. Anybody with semi-able eye sight can see that the bitch is messed up. I mean, her taste in men is off and she acts more screwed up than Anna Nicole ever did….well maybe not that screwed up, but definitely close.

JJ Says:

“She is out of control,” the friend says. “She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. Her marriage to Rick Solomon, nicknamed by Pam and friends as “Scum,” was something to full-fill her immediate emotional needs. We have all known one another for years and nothing ever sparked between them until recently!”

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