Wino Might See Light at the End of the Bottle

Amy Wino WinehouseAmy Winehouse is known for one thing above all else. She’s known for being a raging junkie. The girl may have talent and a classic sounding voice, but you wouldn’t know that over the talk of horse tranquilizers and heroin (or whatever she’s taking this week.) One of the main causes to blame for this bad girl behavior, at least according to family and friends of Wino, is her hubby Blake. However, the Sun UK has sources saying that maybe Amy is headed towards the light at the bottom of the bottle, where she will realize that Blake is bad news for her.

The Sun reports that Amy’s friends welcomed Blake into her life at the beginning. However, it did not take long for them to see he was bad news. They tried to be positive, but when he left Amy’s side during her overdose it was over. They no longer wanted anything to do with that bum. The problem was that up until now Amy still saw him as an amazing guy. It is rumored that the tides may be changing.

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Jesus and Mary Kate Love You

Mary Kate OlsenMary Kate Olsen is one of those interesting people that you just can’t ignore. She’s sort of like herpes or one of those midget prostitutes that you see on the Jerry Springer Show. You want them to go away, but when they don’t you can’t help but scratch the itch and keep watching. However, in any case the lesson is that you shouldn’t get too close to those weird closet obsessions that you have. You should just say no to Mary Kate. If you don’t you may receive the same weird reaction that other fans have received.

US Magazine is reporting that a male fan was checking out MK. She grabbed him and kissed his cheek, which might have made his day. The problem is, that when she did, she also said something pretty weird – and it wasn’t, “You got it Dude!” Nope, instead it was something like…”Christ saves all! I save all! Consider yourself saved!”

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Britney Asked for It

Brit Brit HappyBritney Spears lost custody of her kids. Normally that would be no laughing matter. It would be even less of a laughing matter when you have an ex like K-Fed. However, this time I have to give it over to the courts because they certainly did the right thing. Britney was not required to give the kids over until later in the week though she has already handed them over. The sad thing is that as she gave them up, it didn’t even appear to have bothered her. I guess it’s easier to party with the boo boo’s out of her hair.

Britney was ordered to do a number of things that would show the courts that she was serious about keeping her kids. Amongst the things that she had to do, she was ordered to do the following:

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