Mary Kate Olsen is one of those interesting people that you just can’t ignore. She’s sort of like herpes or one of those midget prostitutes that you see on the Jerry Springer Show. You want them to go away, but when they don’t you can’t help but scratch the itch and keep watching. However, in any case the lesson is that you shouldn’t get too close to those weird closet obsessions that you have. You should just say no to Mary Kate. If you don’t you may receive the same weird reaction that other fans have received.
US Magazine is reporting that a male fan was checking out MK. She grabbed him and kissed his cheek, which might have made his day. The problem is, that when she did, she also said something pretty weird – and it wasn’t, “You got it Dude!” Nope, instead it was something like…”Christ saves all! I save all! Consider yourself saved!”
I hope that was just a joke because if people start building bunkers and waiting for anorexic aliens to come down in an unfashionable mother ship in homage to MKology…I am out of here.
[tags]Mary Kate Olsen, Christ, Saves, Fans, Crazy Bitch[/tags]
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