In Rosie O’Donnell’s new book Celebrity Detox, she goes a couple of places that I am sure no one on earth was ever interested in going. One of those places was Barbra Walter’s vagina. I know…I know…but seriously…who wants to know if Barbra uses lube, much less, what kind?!
Rush and Malloy reported on Rosie’s on stage rant about Walters, which included her sexual lube usage.
Rosie also confided that she and the veteran newswoman were actually so close early on in her tenure as moderator that Walters recommended Rosie use Astroglide, which, she added, took her by surprise.
Superstitions suck. If you don’t believe me just ask Halle Berry. The pregnant actress was so desperate to conceive she did everything she could think of. She even told Oprah that she saved her old pregnancy tests because she is superstitious.Ya know, I’ve heard of, “Out of sight, out of mind.” I’ve never heard of, “Overabundant urine smell means pregnancy.” However, to each their own…I guess. Maybe she has different sayings in her house.
I know people pick on Britney Spears and it’s not fair. I have heard such excuses as, “She’s just a baby herself” and “She had the babies so close together that it messed her up.” However, there is absolutely no way that anyone could be this stupid and have a logical excuse for it. I’d say she’s dumber than Paris, but I wouldn’t want to flatter Hilton into thinking we thought she had half a brain.
If you’re thinking he wants time with her at a Las Vegas nightclub where they are able to try on each others panties…you’re wrong. Everyone knows, neither of them wears any. Well, at least she doesn’t. I don’t want to imagine Dr Phil panty-less, and anyway that would be for another article.
If you’re interested in seeing Britney’s ass (okay, I know you’ve seen it…so have I) here’s your chance. The Gimme More video was finally released and has ended up on the Internet. Youtube has removed the copy that was available there, but after a little hunting I found a suitable and legit copy of Britney reliving her days as a stripper. Oh wait, maybe that pole was to ensure she doesn’t fall down on her fat ass. 
