Dr. Phil Wants time with Britney

Dr Phil and SonIf you’re thinking he wants time with her at a Las Vegas nightclub where they are able to try on each others panties…you’re wrong. Everyone knows, neither of them wears any. Well, at least she doesn’t. I don’t want to imagine Dr Phil panty-less, and anyway that would be for another article.

On Thursday, Dr Phil spend some time talking about how messed up Britney is and how he really believes he can help. Hand her a gun pal, that’s all the help she needs. On second thought, you might need to draw her a diagram so she knows how to use it, too.

While on the show, Dr Phil had this to say:

“There’s a point at which people get out of control… I don’t know if she’s addicted to drugs, I don’t know if she’s an alcoholic (but) I know from everything I see… it suggests to me that she may be and at that point your judgment is impaired.”

“She didn’t show up in court… that’s not good thinking. I spent a long time as a litigation consultant and you don’t thumb your nose at a judge, particularly when he has already ruled against you on something as critical as your children. There are things she needs to do… I’d love to sit down and talk to her but, of course, her people aren’t going to let that happen because I’m gonna ask her hard questions.”

I think she should do it! Then, if that doesn’t work she should spend some time with a big wrestler from the WWE. He can throw chairs at her head until she is able to speak coherently. That might work, too.

[tags]Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Dr Phil, Therapy, Downward Spiral, Lost Control[/tags]

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