Britney’s Looking for Some Good Dancers Ya’ll

October 14th, 2007 | Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Pop Tarts

Britney Spears Every loser hoping to be Brit’s new baby daddy should show up today at the Millennium Dance Studio from 5 to 9 PM. Your only prerequisite is that you have to dance as good, or better, than KFed. If you don’t please bring some Starbucks and Vodka as that will distract Britney enough to see you in a new light. If you can’t afford Starbucks buy a 99 cent bag of Cheetos and tape them to your body to entice the fizzled out poptart.

Britney is hosting an open casting call for new dancers for her team. Anyone can show up to audition from 5 to 9 at the Millennium Dance Studio. According to TMZ, Brit’s camp will be taping the auditions so that Britney can watch the dancers more than once.

If you are going in hopes of seeing Britney do not get your hopes too high. Britney was supposed to be at two of her previous dance calls, but never showed.

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