Paris is Truly Genuine about her Need to Help

“Hi Mr. Rwandan, are you hungry? Me, too. Please ignore me while I pull out this Twix and eat it in front of you. If you want to get in that line over there, I am sure someone more qualified than me will feed and water you. It’s time for me to pose for Hershey!”

While it’s true that she hasn’t said the above statement yet, it’s possible that it’s only because she hasn’t been to Rwanda yet. She’s going though. If we are lucky her luggage and body will get lost on the trip and the world with Paris as we know it will become a better place, because she will be gone.

Newsweek did a story on Paris and all the good the…Hilton (as I now refuse to call her anything that resembles a celebrity) is planning to do for the world thanks to her popularity.

Newsweek says:
She’ll be in Rwanda for five days, visiting schools and health-care clinics and bunking in decidedly un-Hilton-like accommodations.

“I’m scared, yeah. I’ve heard it’s really dangerous,” she says. “I’ve never been on a trip like this before.” She says she’ll resort to eating candy bars if that’s what it takes to get her through any foreign-cuisine issues. She’ll be traveling with a little-known children’s charity called Playing for Good.

“She’s using her celebrity and the cameras that follow her for the good of humanity,” says Scott Lazerson, the organization’s founder. Let’s not forget the good of Lazerson, and Hilton.

Turns out that he’s filming the trip in hopes of selling it as a reality show called “The Philanthropist”.

Makes sense doesn’t it? I bet she has rules for this trip.

1. Take lots of candy bars for me.
2. Simple Life sucks find new way to be on television (See “The Philanthropist”)
3. Take Sunscreen
4. Charge Cell Phone
5. Bring Raid so the men don’t touch me.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Playing for Good, Rwanda, Scott Lazerson, The Philanthropist, Candy Bars, Reality Television[/tags]

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