Tom’s Scientology Parenting Plan

Tom CruiseScientology is a funny cult religion. Not only does it cause people to build bunkers and to jump on couches prior to marrying Stepford aliens. Now apparently it causes you to want to segregate yourself and to parent in a very specific manner.

Take Tom Cruise for example. Tom believed that L. Ron Hubbard knew just what it takes to raise a child the Scientology way. Rather than breast milk or formula, Suri Cruise received the best possible Scientology diet around. The child’s diet consisted of barley water, milk, and corn syrup. Additionally, the child who has two nannies is only put in the direct presence of believers (minus her grandparents, who are actually Catholic).

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PETA’s Statement on the Ellen Situation

Ellen DegeneresTMZ contacted PETA to see if they could get a statement on the Ellen situation. For those that don’t know, Ellen adopted a dog from a shelter and gave it away to her hairdresser’s family when she realized the dog wouldn’t mesh with her cats. The agency has since removed the animal from the new family’s home claiming that Ellen broke the rules in the contract even though they made many exceptions (no application or home study) to give the dog to Ellen in the first place.

PETA told TMZ:
“At a time when so many people in Hollywood, like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, are making impetuous “pet” purchases, PETA commends Ellen for adopting a homeless animal from a shelter rather than buying a dog. Every animal purchased from a pet store is a virtual death sentence for an animal desperately waiting in a shelter for a home.”

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Paris wants to be Lucy Ewing

Paris HiltonParis Hilton thinks she would be perfect for the film adaptation of Dallas. Even though more stars than you could count have ran away screaming from this film, Paris is flailing her arms and begging to be noticed. However, even this director and producers have more taste than to allow Paris on for an audition, even if there is no one left.

Currently the only star that is staying on this sinking ship is John Travolta, who is set to play JR Ewing. Hollywood Backwash is reporting that Paris wants to play Lucy Ewing. The problem is Katie Cassidy (Supernatural, Click) is signed on for the role, according to IMDB.

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Get Your Own Man, Lindsay

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan is known for plenty of things. She used to be hot, was decent when it came to acting, liked to do cocaine, is a drunk, and the list could go on and on. One of the more recent things she is being known for is her ability to continually steal other women’s men. Apparently, the new boyfriend had a fiancé prior to this whole, dating Lindsay thing.

Us Reports:
Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Seconds a source, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” The concerns may be warranted: Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar & Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 — the same day she checked out of rehab.

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Britney Loves her Boo Boos; She Just Doesn’t Know how to Care for Them

Britney SpearsBritney really does try so hard. It’s awful that anyone would even think that it was acceptable to make fun of her. So she gets drunk. Who cares that she shaved her head? Is it your business that she loves Starbucks more than Charlie Sheen loves hookers? No, it’s not. Britney has gotten a bad rap. She’s young (practically a two year old), and has had a rough life (since she started changing her clothes a lot), so it’s not right to judge.

OK Magazine has some insiders that are spilling the beans about how sad Britney’s story really is. She’s a good mom who loves her babies. It’s just that she doesn’t know how to take care of them. She’s trying though ya’ll so you need to support her.

OK Says:
“No one has ever trained her or shown her how to look after her boys,” one Britney insider reveals in the next issue of OK! “She really wants to learn, and she’s going to try really hard. She’s been taking parenting classes and taking them very seriously.”

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