Paris wants to be Lucy Ewing

Paris Hilton thinks she would be perfect for the film adaptation of Dallas. Even though more stars than you could count have ran away screaming from this film, Paris is flailing her arms and begging to be noticed. However, even this director and producers have more taste than to allow Paris on for an audition, even if there is no one left.

Currently the only star that is staying on this sinking ship is John Travolta, who is set to play JR Ewing. Hollywood Backwash is reporting that Paris wants to play Lucy Ewing. The problem is Katie Cassidy (Supernatural, Click) is signed on for the role, according to IMDB.

Hollywood Backwash says:
“Paris is pretty eager to get into the film. She’s having her manager and even friends pull favors just to get her an audition. In her mind she’s already part of American royalty by being a Hilton. So she thinks it will be perfect casting. She’s actually surprised the producers haven’t thought of this themselves!”

Paris doesn’t need this role. In fact, she doesn’t need any role. I think her fake performance on reality television was enough for even the toughest stomach to bare…Please Hollywood, end our suffering.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Dallas, John Travolta, Katie Cassidy, Hollywood, JR Ewing, Lucy Ewing[/tags]

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