Don’t worry. If you were thinking it was her foot, you’re wrong. Britney didn’t hurt herself, she just hurt other people. In this case, the other person was one of the paparazzi. I bet he won’t be hobbling in to buy her Starbucks, Justin Timberlake CDs, or her gas anymore!

According to People Magazine:

“Spears, 25, driving her white Mercedes convertible, slowly exits the garage while a mob of paparazzi begin taking photos. Bulbs flashing, a man in a camouflage jacket is seen falling to the ground near her front left tire while apparently shouting in pain. Another photographer – “Michael” who works for the Web site Celebrity Babylon – told ABC7 that he witnessed the unnamed man’s foot get run over.”

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Russell Crowe has been talking to Extra lately and apparently he feels the need to enable Britney and her insane behavior. Rather than calling her out for being a cracked out skank with mixed up priorities (that was me being nice, ya’ll), he is blaming the paparazzi for being mean evil monsters.

For real Crowe, who do you think is pumping that bitches gas and running her errands? We all know she’s normally too drunk to stand…Just look at how she drives?

Crowe says the paparazzi are to blame. I can see where he would get that. The paparazzi shaved her head. They made her miss parenting classes and drug tests. They plowed her with vodka and kept convincing her to show her vagina. Hey! Maybe they even lifted her skirt to make sure her vagina got the right light in the camera! They really are bastards!

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