Crowe Defends Spears by Blaming Paparazzi

October 19th, 2007 | Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Actors

Russell Crowe has been talking to Extra lately and apparently he feels the need to enable Britney and her insane behavior. Rather than calling her out for being a cracked out skank with mixed up priorities (that was me being nice, ya’ll), he is blaming the paparazzi for being mean evil monsters.

For real Crowe, who do you think is pumping that bitches gas and running her errands? We all know she’s normally too drunk to stand…Just look at how she drives?

Crowe says the paparazzi are to blame. I can see where he would get that. The paparazzi shaved her head. They made her miss parenting classes and drug tests. They plowed her with vodka and kept convincing her to show her vagina. Hey! Maybe they even lifted her skirt to make sure her vagina got the right light in the camera! They really are bastards!

Crowe told Extra:

“I don’t know her music, but we’re all sitting back and watching this group of people. Insane.”

Dude, if they weren’t messing up all on their own, there wouldn’t be anything to watch.

[tags]Russell Crowe, Britney Spears, Paparazzi, Vagina, Drunk, Music, Parenting Coach[/tags]

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