When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Here are their picks and why they picked them.
5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.
4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”
3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.
Amy Winehouse is finally getting the fact that her behavior is a little bit destructive. Recently, when speaking with a German magazine, Stern, she spoke of her overdose, saying, “I really thought I was on the way out. My husband Blake saved my life, brought me into the hospital. Often I don’t know what I do. Then the next day the memory returns. Blake told me later what had happened and then I was engulfed in shame.”
