When Esquire picked the Sexiest women alive, no one was really that impressed. Everyone has little lists on who they believe is the hottest, the sexiest, and the best. What about the people that aren’t the best? Maxim has decided to give the title to the five unsexiest celebrity bitches.
Here are their picks and why they picked them.
5. Britney Spears – The reasons cited for her unsexiness include lack of performance ability and the addition of two kids, two useless ex-husbands, and about 23 pounds.
4. Madonna – Reasons for her lack of hotness are because she used to be on the top of the porn lists and was a sexual pioneer, but after marriage that went down hill. They go on to say, “Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.”
3. Sandra Oh – The Grey’s Anatomy actress is cited as unsexy for her boyish figure and her cold bedside manner.
2. Amy Winehouse – Amy is known for her music and the horse tranquilizer thing. Among the reasons for not digging Amy, Maxim cited her translucent skin, rat’s nest do, and her surgically attached bat lashes.
1. Sarah Jessica Parker – You know her from Sex and the City. The problem, according to Maxim is that Parker suffers from horse face. In fact, they dub her the least sexy in a group of unsexy women.
[tags]Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sandra Oh, Madonna, Unsexy, Maxim, Top 5[/tags]
3 comments ↓
she’s awsome but has a werid face.
awsome bracelets
I think they hit it right on the nail these women on the list are very unsexy and they are also plain janes with the exception of britney because if she gets help she could still be a sex symbol
Leave a Comment