Paris Hilton arrived in a porn store in Toronto the other day. She was dressed in a scary skeleton costume, but the workers knew it was her by the nasty voice and the stench. If you’re wondering why she’s there it was because she was attempting to rescue the souls of the downtrodden. She also wanted to offer any possible Rwandans that might be there, a candy bar.
No, actually she was there because she saw her picture in the window advertising her famous porn movie. She was seriously pissed off, too. Who could blame her? It really is an injustice to even ask someone to pay to see her naked when you can do it for free all over the Internet. The fu*king nerve of those people!
In the video below, a news source took the audio from the store that is currently in a bidding war over their store security tape, which has Hilton all over it. The audio has been placed in a transcript below in case you don’t want to hear her nappy voice.
“You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place.”
After tearing down the stores posters, she says:
“I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones too or I’m calling the (expletive) cops.”
Kfed’s new girlfriend, lover, or whatever she is, (former Playmate) Nicole Narain, recently spoke at length with News of the World. Apparently she wanted to get some things off her chest. Most of those things had to do with Britney. She wanted to tell the world about how destructive Britney is and why Kevin fears for his children.
“Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”
