Britney’s Mantra for Life: Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, f*%k it!

October 28th, 2007 | Children and Pregnancy, Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit, Family Drama

Britney “Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!”

This is what Britney told an Extra reporter as she made her way through the hallway and towards the courtroom for her latest child custody hearing. Apparently, Brit had a hard time with her court session and was seen going into and leaving the bathroom at least three times by TMZ.

Some say it was the parenting coach and her negative report that made her have these little fits. Others feel it was the fact that the judge has not been able to make a decision in her favor. However, Federline’s attorney did say that the kids would each spend one night with each parent this weekend. It is being speculated that a decision will be made on Tuesday, if not Monday.

I just can’t get over what a great message this is. It’s also what got her into trouble. Just think about it. Let’s dissect all of Britney’s problems.

Eat It…See her big ass..or stomach…thighs maybe…you get the idea
Lick It…Ice cream…See above…or maybe she’s recommending that’s what the reporters do since she never wears panties
Snort It…Considering her past company (Lindsay Lohan), the vagina thing, and the lack of drug test interest…it’s safe to assume she’s snorting something.
Fuck It…Two words – Kevin Federline

I rest my case.

[tags]Britney Spears, Custody, Extra Reporter, Kevin Federline, Attorney, Vagina, Mantra, Lindsay Lohan[/tags]

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