Entries from October 2007 ↓

Just the other day, we told you that Britney’s parenting coach wanted nothing to do with Britney. Honestly, who can blame her? With all the trouble that Britney has caused, I wouldn’t want to be in the same car with her either, especially considering the way the crazy bitch drives!

However, the two have become friends or at least the parenting coach was forced to be at Britney’s beck and call when she got visitation rights for her kids back. This weekend Brit, the boo boos, and the parenting coach were seen driving around Studio City. Brit went all out and even had pumpkins on the dashboard.

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Ever since the crack princess cleaned up her act, her old fans have been waiting for that first performance. Fans want to know if she still has what it takes, though it’s likely something good was destroyed when she was on the junk. Houston apparently is not in any rush to get behind the mic to belt out any tunes.

She tricked an entire crowd of her fans last week according to Page Six. Houston arrived on stage at the Prince’s Trust event in London. People were expecting her to sing, but that wasn’t in the cards.

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Ellen has taken a lot of heat lately for her tearful plea to get a dog back that she gave to her hairdresser’s family. However, now people are saying when it comes to Ellen, this behavior is pretty common. Howard Stern claims that he knows of about nine dogs that Ellen has done this to, in the past. Granted, it’s Howard Stern we’re talking about, but he’s not the only one making these claims.

Kerri Randles is a L.A. producer who is telling Page Six that Ellen adopted her male dog Stormy two years ago. Randles says Ellen had the dog two months or less before she gave him away to one of her staff members.

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Lindsay and newest boyfriend and fellow addict, Riley Giles might be claiming that they are not engaged, but not everyone is agreeing with that statement. JJ Ryan who works at KFRX Radio in Nebraska claims that Riley is the one out spouting the good news about him and loose lipped (in more ways than one) Lindsay.

OK Magazine Says:
Radio host JJ Ryan at KFRX radio in Nebraska says snowboarder Riley Giles [told him] that he’s engaged to girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. JJ then claims that Lindsay and Riley got engaged at the Utah resort the actress stayed at after she first exited rehab. JJ tells OK! that it was Riley himself who revealed he was engaged.

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Britney doesn’t do too well with the employees that are meant to follow her around unless she is hiring them. According to TMZ, Britney’s parenting coach has had enough of her fruity, messed up and irresponsible ways! For the second or third time in recent weeks Britney ditched her parenting coach and they are ready to quit!

Britney scheduled a day where the parenting coach was set to come to Brit’s Malibu mansion. However, when the coach arrived Britney was not at home. Who knew where she was? Maybe they should have checked the local Starbucks!

The coach ended up calling the court commissioner and requested that the visits stop because they just weren’t getting anywhere! She’s trying ya’ll…Geez, why ya gotta be so cruel?

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After Britney Spears lost her visitation rights, Kevin’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan spoke to Extra saying that she will get time with her boo boo’s in the near future. Kaplan told Extra that Britney’s visits, “will be reinstated fairly soon, probably by the next scheduled date.”

The next date is October 26. Kaplan is planning to listen to various court appointed experts at that hearing that have looked at the quality of the parenting and have observed the custody situation. Kaplan went on to voice Federline’s frustration saying, “it’s frustrating the time it takes to move forward…there’s an evaluation in place, and those take a long time. They take four to six months.”

He also mentioned that both Britney and Kevin want the proceedings to be finished as soon as possible and that Kevin wants Britney to be in the kid’s lives. “He wants the kids to be structured, to be in a structured environment, regardless of the home that they’re in. That’s why he brought the action that he did.”

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Don’t worry. If you were thinking it was her foot, you’re wrong. Britney didn’t hurt herself, she just hurt other people. In this case, the other person was one of the paparazzi. I bet he won’t be hobbling in to buy her Starbucks, Justin Timberlake CDs, or her gas anymore!

According to People Magazine:

“Spears, 25, driving her white Mercedes convertible, slowly exits the garage while a mob of paparazzi begin taking photos. Bulbs flashing, a man in a camouflage jacket is seen falling to the ground near her front left tire while apparently shouting in pain. Another photographer – “Michael” who works for the Web site Celebrity Babylon – told ABC7 that he witnessed the unnamed man’s foot get run over.”

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Russell Crowe has been talking to Extra lately and apparently he feels the need to enable Britney and her insane behavior. Rather than calling her out for being a cracked out skank with mixed up priorities (that was me being nice, ya’ll), he is blaming the paparazzi for being mean evil monsters.

For real Crowe, who do you think is pumping that bitches gas and running her errands? We all know she’s normally too drunk to stand…Just look at how she drives?

Crowe says the paparazzi are to blame. I can see where he would get that. The paparazzi shaved her head. They made her miss parenting classes and drug tests. They plowed her with vodka and kept convincing her to show her vagina. Hey! Maybe they even lifted her skirt to make sure her vagina got the right light in the camera! They really are bastards!

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Scientology is a funny cult religion. Not only does it cause people to build bunkers and to jump on couches prior to marrying Stepford aliens. Now apparently it causes you to want to segregate yourself and to parent in a very specific manner.

Take Tom Cruise for example. Tom believed that L. Ron Hubbard knew just what it takes to raise a child the Scientology way. Rather than breast milk or formula, Suri Cruise received the best possible Scientology diet around. The child’s diet consisted of barley water, milk, and corn syrup. Additionally, the child who has two nannies is only put in the direct presence of believers (minus her grandparents, who are actually Catholic).

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TMZ contacted PETA to see if they could get a statement on the Ellen situation. For those that don’t know, Ellen adopted a dog from a shelter and gave it away to her hairdresser’s family when she realized the dog wouldn’t mesh with her cats. The agency has since removed the animal from the new family’s home claiming that Ellen broke the rules in the contract even though they made many exceptions (no application or home study) to give the dog to Ellen in the first place.

PETA told TMZ:
“At a time when so many people in Hollywood, like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, are making impetuous “pet” purchases, PETA commends Ellen for adopting a homeless animal from a shelter rather than buying a dog. Every animal purchased from a pet store is a virtual death sentence for an animal desperately waiting in a shelter for a home.”

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Paris Hilton thinks she would be perfect for the film adaptation of Dallas. Even though more stars than you could count have ran away screaming from this film, Paris is flailing her arms and begging to be noticed. However, even this director and producers have more taste than to allow Paris on for an audition, even if there is no one left.

Currently the only star that is staying on this sinking ship is John Travolta, who is set to play JR Ewing. Hollywood Backwash is reporting that Paris wants to play Lucy Ewing. The problem is Katie Cassidy (Supernatural, Click) is signed on for the role, according to IMDB.

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Lindsay Lohan is known for plenty of things. She used to be hot, was decent when it came to acting, liked to do cocaine, is a drunk, and the list could go on and on. One of the more recent things she is being known for is her ability to continually steal other women’s men. Apparently, the new boyfriend had a fiancé prior to this whole, dating Lindsay thing.

Us Reports:
Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney. “Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, tells Us. “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Seconds a source, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” The concerns may be warranted: Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar & Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 — the same day she checked out of rehab.

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Britney really does try so hard. It’s awful that anyone would even think that it was acceptable to make fun of her. So she gets drunk. Who cares that she shaved her head? Is it your business that she loves Starbucks more than Charlie Sheen loves hookers? No, it’s not. Britney has gotten a bad rap. She’s young (practically a two year old), and has had a rough life (since she started changing her clothes a lot), so it’s not right to judge.

OK Magazine has some insiders that are spilling the beans about how sad Britney’s story really is. She’s a good mom who loves her babies. It’s just that she doesn’t know how to take care of them. She’s trying though ya’ll so you need to support her.

OK Says:
“No one has ever trained her or shown her how to look after her boys,” one Britney insider reveals in the next issue of OK! “She really wants to learn, and she’s going to try really hard. She’s been taking parenting classes and taking them very seriously.”

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Keane is an English band that is not ashamed to offer writing skills to the elite pop crew in the States. They have schlepped out songs to Gwen Stefani and The Pussycat Dolls, but there is a prerequisite to someone taking their work and paying them for it. The person buying the song has to have talent.

As you can imagine, when Britney came knocking at their door they bolted that sucker as quickly as they could. No sense in telling the crackling pop hag that she doesn’t have what it takes to win their music.

The best part of this is that Keane refused to write a song for Britney because retaining their dignity was more important than taking her money.

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