The Vagina is Coming to Daytime

Tyra BanksSure, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that women have always been on daytime television. While that’s true, I am not talking just about women. I am seriously talking about the vagina. Tyra Banks is known for letting it all hang out on her show. Well know she’s devoting an entire hour to a discussion on vaginas. One can only hope there isn’t a slide show to go with this topic. The Vagina Hour with Tyra will air on Monday.

Tyra told People Magazine:
“I have wanted to do this show for two years. I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important. We should be able to talk to our daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about our bodies and not be embarrassed. I hope after this show women will not be ashamed about what’s up down there.”

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Making Men Flat Footed One Drive at a Time

Brit BritBritney Spears has developed a new way to tell men how she feels. She doesn’t mess around with I Love You’s or blow jobs anymore. Well, maybe sometimes but not when trying to tell men how she really feels. Nowadays she just gives them something they will be sure to never forget. She runs over their foot.

That’s right police officer Stanley Mosk, Britney so loves you dude! You should feel honored. This makes Stanley the second guy in a month or so who got a personalized foot rub from Spears. It’s no wonder that she is being investigated by the cops and by the way, didn’t she just get her license? That sure doesn’t look good Brit!

The LA County Sheriff’s Department has filed a collision complaint against Britney after the accident with Mosk as she was exiting the Court house after her custody hearing last Friday. According to the latest news, Mosk is using crutches and can only perform light duty.

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