Making Men Flat Footed One Drive at a Time

Brit BritBritney Spears has developed a new way to tell men how she feels. She doesn’t mess around with I Love You’s or blow jobs anymore. Well, maybe sometimes but not when trying to tell men how she really feels. Nowadays she just gives them something they will be sure to never forget. She runs over their foot.

That’s right police officer Stanley Mosk, Britney so loves you dude! You should feel honored. This makes Stanley the second guy in a month or so who got a personalized foot rub from Spears. It’s no wonder that she is being investigated by the cops and by the way, didn’t she just get her license? That sure doesn’t look good Brit!

The LA County Sheriff’s Department has filed a collision complaint against Britney after the accident with Mosk as she was exiting the Court house after her custody hearing last Friday. According to the latest news, Mosk is using crutches and can only perform light duty.

Personally, I think at this point they need to take her license away. Anyone that can spend $5k a month on fast food can afford to hire a driver.

[tags]Britney Spears, Officer, Stanley Mosk, Ran Over Foot, LA County Sheriff’s Department, Driving, License, Moron[/tags]

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