First let me just say…Eww. I don’t want to think of Britney Spears fantasizing about anything. However, I guess Britney was liquored up (I am just guessing, but considering the odds…you know I’m right) and was caught in a game of truth or dare with friends.

When asked about a secret crush she revealed she had the hots for a chick. More specifically she has the hots for Kim Kardashian. Britney actually said that Kim was a horny beast. WTF does that mean? She likes to fuck buffalo? Maybe it was just one of those Southern metaphors and it really means something else.

According to The Sun, Britney Said:

“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

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The other day I left an audio sound file and reported on how Paris went into a porn store trying to get posters of her taken down because it wasn’t nice of them to try and advertise her porn movie. Those bastards! The nerve of those pricks trying to sell such nasty, ugly, vile filth. I honestly agree with her for once. Considering the fact that she has the body of a 12 year old boy I think all people buying that trash should get an honorary membership to the Michael Jackson boy love club.

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This morning there were a ton of rumors talking about the miracle of Katie’s new baby bump and the horror that would come (at least for us) from another Tom Cruise mini-me. All that is over now though because reps are squashing those rumors almost as fast as they have started.

The bump was questioned due to a red carpet appearance in L.A. for Tom’s new movie, Lions for Lambs. Rather than waiting for rumors to get out of hand, reps for both Tom and Katie have since released statements. Tom’s spokesperson said it plainly when saying, “She is not pregnant.”

People that were in attendance of the showing also mentioned that Katie did not look pregnant. Well, you know what they say…the camera does add baby bumps.

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Every now and then a nobody marries a somebody. This usually doesn’t matter too much until the nobody and the somebody get divorced and the nobody becomes an even bigger whiny snatch monkey who cannot handle the lack of attention that they are getting. When this happens, the person begins spouting shit louder than the Bush Administration when talking about Iraq. Today’s nobody is Heather Mills.

Unfortunately, Mills has not realized that nobody could care less about her or who she thinks she is or what’s supposedly happening to her. She claims she didn’t want any money, yet word is that she stands to gain like $100 million from the divorce. I don’t want any money either. I wonder if Paul could just spare like $1 million for me.

Her stories have changed like Britney’s wigs, but this one says that Stella McCartney is to blame for the divorce that occurred. “Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage,” the possibly mentally ill Mills said. “She was so jealous. Stella wasn’t interested in her dad’s happiness. I can’t protect her any longer. She’s done some evil, evil things.”

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Thanks to the racist comments made on tape by Dog (Duane Chapman), A&E has decided to cancel his show as they apparently no longer wish to be affiliated with him. This comes as a tiny bit of a shock, as the show is actually one of the highest rated shows on the A&E network.

A Spokesperson for A&E issued the following statement to Honolulu’s Star Bulletin:
“In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take Dog The Bounty Hunter’ off the network’s schedule for the foreseeable future. We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun.”

It’s a shock how quick this all came about. The tape was released and in less than two or three days Dog went from Bounty Hunter fame to having his show canceled and being labeled a racist. On the brighter side of things, if he didn’t save any of his money, he’d fit right in at any trailer park in the South.

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It was bound to happen sooner or later. Thanks to a high profile custody case, the financial worth and spending habits of both Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin (FedEx) Federline have been revealed. Shockingly enough, the bitch blows money like men snort lines off her chest – quickly.

Documents are stating that Britney earns close to $9 Million a year. Meanwhile, in 2006 Kevin earned about $500,000, $3,300 was from his huge hit, Popozao. Of this half a million though, Federline paid much of it out and ended up with very little. Needless to say he has been receiving $20,000 in spousal support which is about to run out. When it comes to the kids, Federline is given $15,000 in support each month from Mama Spears. This isn’t a big loss though, I mean, she spends more on clothes each month than that.

You’d think with all the cash she spends she’d buy a decent weave or something that actually flatters her love handles. I’m serious, Britney needs a new stylist, ya’ll.

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