Britney Fantasizes about Horny Beasts named Kim Kardashian

November 2nd, 2007 | Celebrity Relationships, Celebuskanks, Brit Brit

Kim Kardashian Horny First let me just say…Eww. I don’t want to think of Britney Spears fantasizing about anything. However, I guess Britney was liquored up (I am just guessing, but considering the odds…you know I’m right) and was caught in a game of truth or dare with friends.

When asked about a secret crush she revealed she had the hots for a chick. More specifically she has the hots for Kim Kardashian. Britney actually said that Kim was a horny beast. WTF does that mean? She likes to fuck buffalo? Maybe it was just one of those Southern metaphors and it really means something else.

According to The Sun, Britney Said:

“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”

I think I am gonna leave this one alone. Please excuse me while I go get therapy for the disturbing images in my head.

[tags]Truth or Dare, Kim Kardashian, Horny Beast, Britney Spears, Girl Crush, Nasty Slut[/tags]

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