Every now and then a nobody marries a somebody. This usually doesn’t matter too much until the nobody and the somebody get divorced and the nobody becomes an even bigger whiny snatch monkey who cannot handle the lack of attention that they are getting. When this happens, the person begins spouting shit louder than the Bush Administration when talking about Iraq. Today’s nobody is Heather Mills.
Unfortunately, Mills has not realized that nobody could care less about her or who she thinks she is or what’s supposedly happening to her. She claims she didn’t want any money, yet word is that she stands to gain like $100 million from the divorce. I don’t want any money either. I wonder if Paul could just spare like $1 million for me.
Her stories have changed like Britney’s wigs, but this one says that Stella McCartney is to blame for the divorce that occurred. “Every single week Stella tried to break up our marriage,” the possibly mentally ill Mills said. “She was so jealous. Stella wasn’t interested in her dad’s happiness. I can’t protect her any longer. She’s done some evil, evil things.”
If she took off your leg and smacked you over your idiotic head with it she still wouldn’t have been evil enough.
She is mad that Paul isn’t protecting her. Everyone loves Paul and they are giving her death threats and treating her horrible. Poor thing. I feel really bad for her. My advice, Heather, if you’re reading this….Shut your fucking yap if you don’t want to draw attention to yourself. Otherwise, it looks like you’re whining so people still remember your name. Oh, and for the record, we think of you as Yoko II, and personally…I hate Yoko.
[tags]The Beatles, Paul McCartney, Yoko Ono, Heather Mills, Divorce, Mentally Ill, Nobody, Attention Whore[/tags]
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