Hallmark’s Sentimental Statement to Hilton

Ugly Paris in Pink SkisuitThe whiny, naggy, and ugly heiress of the Hilton clan was recently in a scuffle with Hallmark Cards. She decided to file a lawsuit claiming that Hallmark used her image to sell cards and that they need to pay her. The card depicts Paris with her head on a cartoon body, working as a waitress. Surprisingly enough, the card is the most flattering image of this overstuffed windbag that I’ve ever seen.

Hallmark has laughed off her suit stating the obvious when it comes to Hilton. They have responded by saying:

“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”

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Jeanne Tripplehorn Starring as Jackie Onassis

Jeanne TripplehornJeanne Tripplehorn is known for her role as the occasionally bitter polygamist, first wife (of three), Barb Henrickson on Big Love. However, Tripplehorn is planning to take a little time away for that role to slip into another. She will be starring as Jackie Onassis in the new film, Grey Gardens.

In addition to Tripplehorn, Grey Gardens will star Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore. Lange will appear as the Aunt of Onassis and Barrymore, her cousin. The film will focus on some of the more eccentric members of the Kennedy clan.

Apparently, in the 70s, these lesser known members of the clan made some headlines when the health department threatened to raid their Hamptons mansion due to the fact that it was falling apart.

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