Hallmark’s Sentimental Statement to Hilton

November 7th, 2007 | Douche Bags, Celebuskanks, celebutantes

Ugly Paris in Pink Skisuit The whiny, naggy, and ugly heiress of the Hilton clan was recently in a scuffle with Hallmark Cards. She decided to file a lawsuit claiming that Hallmark used her image to sell cards and that they need to pay her. The card depicts Paris with her head on a cartoon body, working as a waitress. Surprisingly enough, the card is the most flattering image of this overstuffed windbag that I’ve ever seen.

Hallmark has laughed off her suit stating the obvious when it comes to Hilton. They have responded by saying:

“Hilton has become a household name, based in large part on her efforts to draw attention to herself. Having done so, she has subjected herself to public scrutiny and the parodist’s pen. The First Amendment does not allow her to respond by welcoming the fawning and flattering, but silencing the critical and comical.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Hopefully the judge in this matter will have some common sense and tell her to STFU once and for all.

[tags]Paris Hilton, Hallmark Cards, Parody, Lawsuit, Waitress, Whiny, Ugly, Heiress[/tags]

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