Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn might technically still be newlyweds but they are ready to take the leap into parenthood. In fact, they have already talked to the producers of Ugly Betty to determine how they could write around a pregnancy should one arise. The reason for the worry is because Alexis, Rebecca’s character, is transgendered.

Rebecca told USA Today:
It could be a hysterical pregnancy. There are people who want to be pregnant so badly that they put on weight in that area. Or maybe Alexis could put on a tremendous amount of weight, and I’d wear a fat suit around the pregnancy.

When they spoke to Jerry about the pregnancy he got in a little joke, saying:
It’s never as easy as everybody thinks. It just isn’t. When you’re married to Rebecca, you should try to have as many children as possible. And I want to do that before she figures out that she could do a lot better than me.

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Mickey Rourke was popped on a DUI in Miami early this morning riding a soft blue Vespa. Mickey was traveling (on a scooter) with a girl that left with him after living it up at Mansion. Apparently, Mickey made a U-turn, cut off a cop, and that was that.

The Palm Beach Post Says:
“They came back out two hours later and crossed Washington Avenue to go to his scooter,” Montana said. “They both got on it, and he did a U-turn to go north. He was pulled over within a block.

“The cop says to him: ‘You swerved right in front of me.’ And Mickey answered: ‘No, no, dude, I’m all right.’”

Actually, according to the arrest report, Rourke also let out a four-letter bomb when he was stopped. Cops say the actor had a flushed face and bloodshot and watery eyes and that his speech was slurred.

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If you hate your boyfriend/girlfriend’s mom the natural thing to do in this computer-oriented era is to bitch about them on Myspace. This is especially true when you can’t go out and do smack or get drunk.

OK Magazine has been checking out Riley’s Myspace. This is what they found:
“ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!”

Ignoring his grammar issues I think the man is on to something here. Dina better be sucking up soon or her reality show is screwed. Without Lindsay and Riley making sounds from the bathroom (snorting or otherwise) this show is doomed to fail. Dina isn’t interesting enough and no one even knows her other kids’ names. Next thing you know, the bitch (aka White Oprah) will be making a VH1 show, where all the non-celebs end up on television.

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