I swear all this bitch is known for is having kids and being ugly. Sure there is that Spice Girls thing, but its not like they can sing and she’s so thin that falling during a dance move will probably send her to the hospital. All that being said, OK Magazine thinks that Victoria Beckham is pregnant again. This, of course, leads us to ask…is David going blind because she is definitely getting uglier as time goes on. Stop breeding dude! If this keeps up the little swimmers are gonna be so afraid of the tunnel they will jump ship long before they make it down there.

Ok Magazine has a source that saw Posh at Petit Tresor, the posh baby store for celebrities and rich folk. They also claim that she has been speaking with interior designers about getting a nursery done in the couple’s new home. Rumor is that she’s keeping things on the DL because of the Spice Girls tour. Like anyone would miss a baby bump on a stick figure.

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Andrew Morton has written books about both Monica Lewinsky and Princess Diana, but this time he may be going too far. Morton has a biography coming out about Scientolofreak Tom Cruise and the Scientologists are fightin’ mad!

According to the Sunday Express and In Touch Magazine, Tom is furious, Katie is petrified, and the Scientologists are crazy enough to try and do anything to stop this book from happening next year as planned. The book, which looks to be an interesting read whether you like Cruise or not, is said to explore Tom and Katie’s relationship (or lack thereof), his sexuality, and his odd and controversial religious beliefs.

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Let’s face it Britney has so much news going on lately that it’s nearly impossible to keep up with it all. Rather than try to give you 600 posts on all of the stupid things she has done today I am going to narrow it down and fill you in on a little bit of everything.

Blackout News
It was big news that Britney debuted second only behind the Eagles for her newest CD, Blackout. The CD sold 290,000 copies in the first week, but as the second week is about to come to an end she has not even approached 100,000 copies. On Amazon she is 30 on the Top 100. This is the last of Britney’s worries though because when Alicia Keys CD comes out tomorrow no one will even remember Britney’s name.

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I keep asking myself what the explanation for this is. Is she drunk, stupid, or just didn’t realize she has teeth to watch out for when she puts on her makeup? In truth, I don’t really care. The color almost makes her look good. Alright, it doesn’t make her look good at all, but it gives me a reason to look at her because I honestly don’t bother when she thinks she looks normal.

This little makeup mishap occurred at JJ Mahoney’s during Paris’ trip to Seoul. It’s really too bad. I mean look at how excited she is and the dumb bitch doesn’t even realize she’s sporting too much lipstick in the wrong spot. Of course, she could look at that bright side. If Revlon ever creates some Fire and Ice lipstick that is so fool proof any idiot can put it on correctly, she will surely get the endorsement deal. What’s even better? She saw plenty of people and none of them told her about her funked up teeth.

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The big day is coming for Nicole Richie. On November 18, 2007 the once coked out, anorexic celebrity will be having her baby shower. The paparazzi will be sure to attend due to a list of celebrities that are planning to be at the party. The celebrities planning to show up include Mischa Barton, Audrina Partridge, Lindsay Lohan, and of course, Paris Hilton. The baby shower is certain to be one that offers plenty of celebrity news and, hopefully in this case, all of it will be good.

When it comes to the menu, there are more details being offered up for this grand affair. Apparently, the menu is set to feature all of Nicole’s favorite foods. If you’re wondering what made the list we have listed some of the items below.

The menu includes Lemon Pepper Chicken, Cake, Fruit, Sushi, Lobster, and Coconut Shrimp. From the sounds of it everyone should have a great time. However, I can’t help but secretly hope for a catfight as they always make my job more interesting.

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