I can’t explain how Bruce Willis and Demi Moore Kutcher have managed to have such an ugly child. I mean, Bruce is hot. He’s got the whole bad ass thing down to a tee. Demi has a hot body and she has her sexy, redeeming moments. C’mon! Why would Ashton Kutcher marry her if she wasn’t such a hot mama!? I’m sure both are excellent people and I’m sure their daughter, Rumer, is terrific, too. What she isn’t is hot. In fact, she is so not hot, she scares me every time I look at her.

I don’t mind if people aren’t hot. I know plenty of people who aren’t good looking and they are still great people. Still, I don’t think you should put yourself in the eye of the public and try to pose like a supermodel, which obviously Rumer is NOT. That’s just asking for trouble and is begging for the tabloids to eat it up! That being said, I implore you to look at this picture. If you genuinely believe the highly unattractive Rumer Willis is hot in this picture (or at all) feel free to let me know, by leaving a comment. Otherwise, we can assume she really is deserving of the award Gossip Giants is giving her.

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With so much Britney news to report each and every day I just didn’t have time to give an update on the Nick Hogan situation. The reality star of his father’s show, Hogan Knows Best, was finally arrested in relation to the August crash that sent his best friend, John, to the hospital, where he still remains in critical condition. All I have to say is, it’s about damn time!

E! News reported on November 7, 2007 that Nick Bollea (Hogan) has been arrested and charged on multiple counts including, ‘third-degree felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury’, ‘illegal window tint’, ‘using a motor vehicle in commission of a felony’, and ‘being under the age of 21 and operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of 0.02 percent or higher’. Yes, folks, it’s true. Nick was intoxicated when the crash happened. That puts a whole new spin on the case now doesn’t it?

A warranted was issued after what police are saying was an “extensive” investigation (you think?!) into the crash and Bollea turned himself in at 9:48 a.m. on Wednesday, November 7. After being booked at the Pinellas County Jail, he made his $10,000 bail and was released. It has also been concluded that Nick was racing 22 year old Daniel Jacobs. Jacobs must also appear in court to face his own reckless driving charge.

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While Kiefer Sutherland will be spending more than a few days in the slammer for his DUI conviction, pop princess Lo Ho is completing her “plea deal” community service. I’d much rather have Kiefer out helping people then Lo Ho, but the judge in her case must have felt sorry for her since she’s been in and out of rehab more times then I can count. For someone so young, Lo Ho has really put Drew Barrymore and other former child star, drug addicts to shame. I mean, most of them got clean after one rehab stint. Lo Ho is in and out so much she should just move into a facility for good and call it a day.

Of course, Lindsay’s former junkie boyfriend, Riley Giles, who she stole from Bree Tierney (who claims the two were engaged before Lo Ho came along) has been helping her through all the cravings. They go clubbing to forget about the drugs and partying. Sounds like the perfect solution to me. It just means the two are on a one way trip back to rehab. Still, with Giles as Lo Ho’s current flavor of the month, we’ll see how long he lasts. You never know. Junkies like to flock together, so this pairing couldn’t be more perfect.

Nevertheless, Lindsay has started her community service. She’s worked at the LA Red Cross as a volunteer. I don’t know if this was the 1st or 10th day of community service for Lo Ho. So, if you were planning to give blood, I’d be careful if you live in LA. I am not sure what they are having her do, but I can’t see anyone giving a junkie a needle. Sure, they know how to use them, but taking blood and putting something in the vein isn’t really the same thing. At least not in my book.

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I don’t get the whole “Hannah Montana” craze, nor do I think Miley Cyrus can even sing that well. I guess she’s helped to revive her father’s career, but that’s about it. Still, she has become the New Kids on the Block of the 21st century and we all know what happens to the NKOTB type of crazes. Let’s just hope Miley comes out of this with a little more sense then the boys from Boston did.

The first thing that has been going on in Miley’s life is pregnancy rumors. After the Vanessa Hudgens drama, wouldn’t this just be the icing on the cake for Disney? The overtly Christian Miley set the record straight saying she isn’t pregnant. She wants to live her life as she should and that means she will remain pure. We all know what those purity pledge signers mean by pure (with most of them having anal and oral sex since that isn’t real sex anyway right?) so Miley’s purity comment doesn’t warm my heart the way it should. That’s not to say she isn’t being truthful, but the truth has been stretched before right?

Still, it’s good to know that someone as young as Miley isn’t pregnant and if she is, she’s holding out longer then J Lo and going on tour. Nevertheless, these rumors are just that…rumors. That being said, what isn’t a rumor is Miley’s fan club drama. The teen queen seems to be having a problem with her fan club, Mileyworld, getting sued because members claim they were promised access to concert tickets, just by paying the $29.95 access fee to the fan club.

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Angelina Jolie must be so excited of the release of her new movie, Beowulf. While Angie has said how exposed she felt by her naked, animated self, in the movie, she was probably also talking about her nearly indecent exposure that occurred during the London premiere of the movie. As Angelina and Brad were working the red carpet, signing autographs and posing for pictures, the unthinkable happened. Angelina nearly lost her pants.

Dressed in a tight, hot pair of black, leather pants, Angelina literally split her pants at the seam. Of course, photographers rushed to snap photographs while her calm, life partner, Brad Pitt, walked over to her and casually placed his hand over her rump. He says it was to cover the fashion boo boo up, but what man wouldn’t savor the opportunity to place his hand on Angelina’s ass and not get smacked for it?

With Brad’s hand shielding what was (or wasn’t) beneath her leather pants, the duo were able to go into the premiere virtually unscathed. Thanks to Brad’s quick thinking and the fact that the pants only partially split at the seams, a major fashion no no turned into an opportunity for Brad to show his love and affection for his woman.

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